One person owning all the wrestling is still bad, even if it's your favorite guy who owns it all. 🤼

Anyone need a logo done? Nothin' on my plate. $25 and I can knock something out for you by Friday.

AEW's hugely-anti-AI fanbase is gonna be looking at their merch releases over the next few months with a magnifying glass in one hand and a gas can in the other ready to torch their asses like Eddie Kingston if they go down the route we're all suspecting. Don't do it to yourselves. Don't.

Someone: They're going to remaster all of Dragonball Super. Isn't that great? You're excited right since you're a fan, right?

Me: I will not watch a single episode of that remaster unless they tell me they're keeping Hiromi Tsuru's voice acting in it. Otherwise, I will not be part of that erasure

"The Ruler has arrived!"

*mic drop*

- Oba Femi

#WWERAW

Not wrong. Reigns vs Punk was probably match of the night and actually felt like a #Wrestlemania match and not a "Really good RAW match"

I am pretty certain he's the satanist that taught Kenny Omega the resurrection magic needed to bring back Adam Cole from the dead

a man with glasses and a beard is sitting in a dark room with a dazn logo on the bottom right Alt: a man with glasses and a beard is sitting in a dark room with a dazn logo on the bottom right

Well, maybe not everyone is meeting in decrepit castles, wearing black robes, looming over ominous swirling pools that they use to spy on AEW fans, touching their fingertips together, & cackling over plans for your demise but I can imagine SOME of them doing so

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Aw, it's like Make-A-Wish for old crypto dudes! 🤼‍♂️

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

(This does not mean they didn't forget to book this entire card until like three weeks ago and could have been better if they had more plans. Or if so many injuries hadn't happened)

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .

#WWE did everything right in Night 2 of #Wrestelmania? And I didn't have complaints about Night 1 either?

*checks notes*

They did!

how is this literally happening in real life

NGL, I've never noticed how long Roman's legs are before #Wrestlemania

How many times has the Miz been kidnapped or almost kidnapped? #Wrestlemania

I'm very confused with #WWE making right choice all night so far. Like this still feels like a really good #WWERAW and not like #Wrestlemania, but all the right choices....

I'm sure people will all be very normal about Jade doing a One Wing Angel #Wrestlemania42 🤼‍♂️

I think about this all the time

My #WWE side: That was a fun street fight and it was nice to see the Demon again and him fighting differently than standard Finn. Always a good time #Wrestlemania

My Sicko side: This street fight i=was so sanitized All of these matches are. So safe, so glossy in real life somehow #AEW

I wonder if Finn's Demon and the demon possessing Lio Rush know each other


#Wrestlemania #AEW

I have missed the "WTF is this?" reactions from Finn's opponents when he has his Demon entrance very much #WRESTLEMANIA

So, do we think Dom's honor guard were Development Guys are Indie Guys under the masks? Both? #Wrestlemania

Lesnar making it hilariously, unquestionably clear that he is not getting choked out by Gunther on his way out of WWE lmao

Now I must wonder if #WWE wanted to do the right thing tonight, or if Lesnar wanted to retire tonight and forced them to do the right thing tonight

#Wrestlemania

THEY LEARNED A LESSON!

THEY DID THE THING!

THE RIGHT THING! FOR ONCE! AT THE RIGHT TIME!

The Tale of the Tape should have included legs. Then it wouldn't have been even between Lesnar and Oba Femi #WRESTLEMANIA

Now to see if #WWE has learned a single lesson from their past. #WRESTLEMANIA

2011: Where Ron had to look at the screen and admit mistakes were made & fix them again, and again, and again.

Killing Gigi was one of them

Bringing her back was -- even if how they did it was messy and nuts -- was penance #OLTL