I took this on my way out my street first thing and posted it because I look rough as fuck…why don’t I have you lots much kinder eyes?

Eat the rich using their own seasoning?

Fat ginger cat yawning while sitting oddly

Fat ginger cat yawning while sitting oddly

Yawning baby

“Hillary Clinton found you guys raw doggin’ it.” ✨🙌died🙌✨

“Is that molasses on your sheets?”

Me lifting my shirt but in a gay way

GAY!

“The whole hallways smells like cum”

Bugger! I’ve just woke up, I need to workout

My neighbour has started hammering at something loudly

🚨 Having an emergency nap 🚨

There are studies into this

Women report perimenopause/menopause symptoms to their GP who shrugs

Women reports a complaining husband because she’s got no libido and her GP prescribes t to make her horny

So I find this transphobe’s hypocrisy doubly angering

I’m so tired

My phone is now refusing to update apps because it’s so old 😂

Stock, the cis het bigots’ sapphic identifying biological female human adult. She’s happy to rewrite our history - one she was not part of - and put together a rhetorical argument to call anyone a subhuman

While Melanie Phillips is away

Perfection! I love the gays

Yes, we need a constitution though 🤔 there are MANY trade union queers who can help/whip one up in a jif. People agreeing on that however will be a challenge

A sleepy cunt

Oh dear god

The shades and jacket were stolen from me 💅

Why does today’s kiwi have a ballsack seam

My Mr standing by a bin smoking like a classy lady

The Mr 7 years ago

Our wee gray cat hisses as everyone for no apparent reason, so we call her mean aunt CC

A man and two kids all wearing masks and snorkels making their way into the sea

My dad, sister and I

Good old George is still going strong

I love messaging people at 6am and signing off with “…sorry I’m on PT time babes x”

I need to do expenses, emails, train, work and make a proper effort to catch up with some pals today

a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot " Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot "

The Times, “a chav called me woke and gay!”

Me…

This lad keeps calling me “gay” and “woke” in a cheeky fashion and it’s making me absolutely f’ing feral, what’s wrong with me?

And “redneck” fucks me off anaaaaaaaw [that’s “as well” in working class fifer Scots]

Americans have never tasted the consequences of empire and partition

Chicken tikka masala was invented in 1970’s Glasgow by Pakistani born chef Ali Ahmed which somehow makes this funnier to me