In terms of e new DC content using the Watchmen “license”…
If you name a character or team “watchmen”, you don’t get it
You might have read the book but you didn’t understand it

It seems like a no brainer

Just like in the TNG movies, they keep trying to make a diplomat into an action star
I can’t watch Picard

He should be solving mysteries in his small village

Spooky has a grievance
She has drank all of the water out of the guest toilet and I need to fix that immediately

Doing a Furiosa prequel where they explain her arm is low hanging fruit

Just imagine watching that whole movie and she still had her arm
That there might be more
That the character has mystery

Stop giving fans what they want
Give them something they never knew they needed

There’s a new movie coming out called Wolfs and I’m sure there’s a reason for it, but saying Wolfs is as dumb as when people say maths
Just viscerally icked

I might mess with this over the weekend
It’s tough to put in literal years into social media sites that have made our investment worthless
It’s tough to keep starting over at the whims of billionaire tech bros

Supposedly, Cara is for artists and that’s nice

Of course, were I to curate, it’d be full of amazing deep cut artists that no one but us would watch

Yeah, then I realize the American version would just have folks like Liefeld as guests
Maybe I’m being too cynical

Saw an art post of an immortal character and was drawn in the fashion and style of another time

Immediately someone says, “ I’ve never seen them drawn that way”

Yes
That was the point

I keep hearing about pandemic checks where people repaid debt and kept afloat
I received two checks months apart that totaled 2K and it didn’t help with shit

Who got these other magical checks?
Are they talking about folks who did get PPP loans?

My big ick is watching toy and collectible stuff unboxing videos and when they go to cut open the packaging, they brandish an ornate Klingon looking pocket knife

Oh…like Mignola?

“Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range”

When I get sad about the election, I remember that two cast members of the movie Predator were governors.
There’s just too many uninformed voters.

(Uninformed is a better word than stupid)

I had an Amazon package scheduled for delivery on Monday and it changed to end of day yesterday to suddenly the 4th of June
Now it’s en route today
Surely there’s a goofy story involved
What do you think?
Vampires or raccoons?

I loved Nexus and wondered why he wasn’t involved any more

Spooky is an asshole

HaHAA! (Jumps out window)

I trust you…it’s going to look great
Unlike my buddy, you’re not a goofball

Years ago, my buddy was printing a mini last minute at Kinkos and dropped a copy at my work…
And it was mispaginated
He didn’t double check and gosh the stress

I like that the dude assumes AI can help you win over a potential mate and not just make you recite an ad read

“Leos? Never heard of hims”

Welp…I wandered into cowboy country

We put a lot of time in worrying about unemployment, but not a peep over the thousands of layoffs relating to “AI” redundancy

Over the years, I keep having people in parking lots stop me to say I have a reverse light out
My model of car only HAS one light
I cannot “fix”it as there is no where to put a bulb…there is only bumper

Ha…I only drew the head
Now I have to scrub those feet from my nightmares

Yes, my Spooky will only drink from a mug on the side table
And also a decoy solo cup like the cups I use because my water is “better”
She’s also been drinking from the toilet
So this is my cup, a decoy, and the mug and she drinks from all three in a sitting

Our ancestors tribally worked and guarded their loved ones in shifts
Working and eating and sleeping at the same time for the sake of “normality” is silly

I’ve been in a Supertramp rabbit hole here lately and you wouldn’t notice just by hearing the music but the videos show they had a woodwind nerd
“I’ll play sax on this one and clarinet on that one, and maybe whistle for this other one!”

Cannonball!