And you a paperback writer as well

He's just a very naughty boy!

Could the last word be Finlay?

I last had McDonalds in October 2016.

How do you get four elephants in a mini?

Two in the front, two in the back

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Remember that Nigel Farage is Donald Trump's biggest supporter.

Remember that Nigel campaigned for Trump and even wants to mimic all his policies.

This is the sort of insanity Reform want to bring to the United Kingdom.

I thought I could hear a woodpecker in our garden this morning but it turned out to be a blue tit checking out a nesting box by tapping inside it. Didn't know they did that.

They've given the police two fingers

I expect they are all hankering for Crazy Foam, which if I remember rightly was withdrawn for being flammable. 'BUT WHO LIGHTS MATCHES IN THE BATH!?'

An admission that he was hurt

Bucks Fizz, as Dr Spooner would say #totp

I'll only relax when there is mathematical certainty 🤣

Throw a draw in too and I'll be happier!

Another Tuesday, another three points, another boost

Dunnit!

It's those frigging jungle rock costumes again #totp

Not forgetting the beards!

Couple of classic perms to go with the classic song #totp

Everyone likes a good Haircut #totp

Freshface mode #totp

Classic car alert! #totp

Back-to-back wins are long overdue, without wishing to put the mockers on it.

I hope Tuesday's three points for the Orient gave you a boost!

May a stone be thrown up by another car and crack his windscreen

Those leotards need extricating from various cracks an' all

The true Mr America #totp #AndyWilliams

And now, a song from the charts that my dad liked! #totp #KateBush

You must have done too good a job with the dinner!

Samantha Sang the BeeGees #totp

Brenda's next question: 'Can you deliver it?'