i think its more likely the absurd feat of spending the greater half of a billion dollars on a wedding didnt happen then it did

to be fair though it is bad pr if anyone would say it wasnt true its bezos

(also kind of admire him hes a cool guy)

me and some friends find intels current situation (albeit unfortunate) kinda funny

its an inside joke and it should be rather blatant that im not gelsinger, its just his twitter pfp here

aww, your dogs are adorable

(also if you followed me thinking its actually gelsinger its not)

man the actual pat gelsinger was spitting bars tho

(probably would be cooler if i was christain too)

thank you esg concerns for such a statement

it is my deepest desire to eat those you did an incredible job

one of them is intel's ex ceo pat gelsinger!

thank you corn we are all truly safe around your leaves

your cats are absolutely adorable!

oh good article though

i dunno man im thinkin man

(im obviously not him)

bingo!

thank you underfox it is me, actually pat gelsinger thanking you for such a compliment

jeez you tag me a lot man

dude i fucked up everyone thinks im actually gelsinger and everyones tagging me

spit your shit james