You must! Just name the time and pla- uh. I guess just the time!

Congrats! 🍾

Setting up navigation in Maps and then missing my turn to show Siri it’s not the boss of me

I just watched it for the first time a couple of weeks ago 😅 Glad I’m not the only gay who was late to the party

Does the S stand for soft? Shower? Scrumptious? We’ll never tell!

Hmmmm I think I could squeeze you in 😏

Today’s #scs brought to you by housesitting

Remember girls, we don’t settle for depression on a Friday night!

“Hi Jesus, is this still available?” Took me out though

Oh good we get to do this again in two weeks

Really hard feeling like lifting my silly little weights or doing my silly little job with the looming threat of my country enacting nuclear annihilation on others tonight. And yet food still costs money so here I am.

Taste! I literally always play it twice in a row when it comes on, haha

Can we be each other’s alibis? “Omg my friend had an emergency I can’t work today.” And the emergency is just not wanting to work.

This island heat got me feeling a certain kind of way 🥵🏝️

I love that April Fools now just consists of people/companies saying things that aren’t true and that all jokes and pranks lack any effort or pizzazz.

April Fools! Bet you believed my lie you schmuck!

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

RAYE’s album feels like it lives in the same inspiration space as Rosalia’s LUX in that it aims to be radically human. Really pushing back against AI slop and TikTok-able singles.

I need to post more. And not just sad stuff. Gotta bring the “social” back to my social media

Not bad at all! Especially with gaming on your phone taken into account, haha

No judgement here! Just curiosity, haha

Yes that sure does! It’s a good use of screen time though

Time for a really revealing thread 😈

Repost with your screen time

I feel like I should post more often but. “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all,” and whatnot.

I’ve made my oc somehow twinkier ✨

Has anyone else noticed everything is terrible and they constantly feel like garbage? Haha, just a silly little observation.

Those earrings with that crop top? Eats

A humple offering this fine Wednesday

Helllllll yeahhhhhhhh

Having the sort of day where every little thing that goes mildly wrong threatens to send me ✌️spiraling✌️