Forget her DM's. What kinda new weird Pop Tart flavors we talking?

Wait, what did Jackson Storm's VA do?
*Researches it.*
Oh.......oooooooh.
Yikes.

I remember seeing Jake Paul saying he could beat Gerwyn Price in darts.

I don't want to brag, but I think I could beat that knob Paul in a best of 7 legs.

In 4 legs.

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Happy Birthday to Chuck Taylor.

Wielder of the Invisible Hand Grenade.

Crippler of Ants.

OG F.I.S.T.

We don't deserve Kenny Omega. He's a blessing in Pro Wrestling.

So would they be Chocobo Nuggies?

I stole this from another account on here. It's like, if it takes you 3 minutes to figure out how stupid this sounds, then you probably shouldn't be using power tools.

I mean, it shouldn't take 3 minutes to figure that out. But then again, some people...

"Oh, a lesson in Not Changing History, from Mr. I'm My Own Grandfather! Let's just get the hell out of here!! SCREW HISTORY!!"

Once again, Fuck Deta Hedman.

Keep TERFs out of darts.

🎯🏳️‍⚧️

Is Nick Khan really that fucking dumb?

Yes.

Then. Now. Forever.

Oh, no, me either. I'm just pointing it out storywise. I like that he won. I kinda thought he might after watching Dynasty, but was like, "NAAAAAH, they ain't gonna do that..........would they?"

The vibes were there tonight.

#AEWDynamite

It kinda made sense storywise. MJF, arrogant off his big win against Kenny, says he's "going dark" for a few days. Renee tries to warn him at Dynasty, but he just brushes her off before she says anything. So he wasn't prepared, unlike Darby.

I'm surprised they pulled the trigger on it this quick. Granted, I think this will probably be a short reign, but I knew it was coming sooner or later.

DAMN YOU, M. NIGHT SHAMAMALAMA!!!

SAMA!!!

KUN!!!

Just show up to her place with a giant boom box, and start playing the Mothra Song. I hear she digs that.

Here's what I want to see for Forbidden Door:

Magical Sugar Rabbits v. Divine Dominion for the AEW Women's Tag Team Championships.

Kenny Omega v. Andreza Giant Panda.

I WANT TO SEE THAT PANDA EAT A ONE WINGED ANGEL AND KICK OUT AT ONE, JUST TO PISS EVERYONE OFF!!! 😆😆😆

I have been to Minneapolis a number of times, and have never had an issue.

Except for that one time we were on the rail transport leaving the mall late one night after a show. But that guy was just picking a fight, and both me and my friend knew it. So we ignored him.

JD Vance warning the FUCKING POPE about discussing theology.

Okay, Couch Fucker.

I remember last year, as I was leaving Vegas because the NDA Dart Tournament was done, there was a massive influx of wrestling fans.

I was like, "Oh yeah, Wrestlemania. Kinda forgot about that."

SIX?!!!

I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY

UNDER THE DEVIL'S SKY

THE ONE WINGED ANGEL FLIES

ARE YOU READY TO GO?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

While it sucks that Gabe Kidd got hurt, I'm okay with the Conglomeration winning the gold. Kyle comes back after his dad passing. It's a nice feel good moment. We don't get enough of those in wrestling.

#AEWDynasty

Welcome back, Kyle O'Reilly.

#AEWDynasty

*Nigel singing the US National Anthem for heel heat.*

Me: "..... Aren't you British?"

#AEWDynasty