Also for fuck’s sake copyedit your blood libel, this libel is about me and even I’M bored.

EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!

lol what a dummy

As FBI Directors normally do in totally legitimate criminal cases, they go discuss the prosecution on Hannity

Kash Patel: "The charity that supposedly fought the Klan funded the Klan. The charity that supposedly fought Neo-Nazis funded Neo-Nazis. That's the ultimate hypocrisy."

If you show up to this, you deserve the humiliation

Phelan’s firing comes after a rocky tenure under Hegseth and Feinberg, including tension over Phelan’s close relationship with President Trump, according to three people familiar with the internal discussions. Phelan regularly chats with Trump at his Mar-a-Lago club, just down the street from his own Florida home, and told lawmakers last year that he texts with the president about shipbuilding in the middle of the night. The top Pentagon leaders were particularly annoyed last fall when Phelan pitched the idea for a modern battleship directly to Trump, bypassing Hegseth, the people said. 

According to the WSJ, Hegseth abruptly fired the Navy Secretary in the middle of a crucial wartime naval blockade because he was jelly of his closeness with Trump. These are the dumbest, most embarrassing, childish nitwits alive - and they are in charge of the world's most monumental military might.

Moron. Correction: persistently inebriated moron.

Trump administration flies 10-year-old back from Cuba amid custody fight President Trump's Department of Justice sent a plane this week to Cuba to return a 10-year-old from Utah who is at the center of a custody fight involving the child's gender identity.

President Trump's Department of Justice sent a plane this week to Cuba to return a 10-year-old from Utah who is at the center of a custody fight involving the child's gender identity. n.pr/4vKe8jZ

Congratulations to the Georgia Women's Tennis Team!

Footage of a horse protecting its owner after a 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Japan 🇯🇵

The irony of this, of course, is that Woodward has spent every year since as the consummate insider White House reporter that everyone uses to settle scores and press advantages.

Cartoon by Joel Pett

ICE ARE THE WORST OF THE WORST

#disbandice

Apple fixes bug that cops used to extract deleted chat messages from iPhones | TechCrunch The iPhone and iPad bug allowed law enforcement using forensic tools to read messages that had long been deleted by the Signal app.

NEW: Apple fixed the bug that law enforcement, like the FBI, were taking advantage of to extract chat messages that had been deleted or disappeared automatically.

Until now the iPhone stored deleted or disappered messages in a database, allowing authorities to access them with forensic tools.

People sleeping outside on benches and going to the bathroom on the sidewalk are problems of the social safety net failing and it is so much cheaper and easier to just expand the safety net than to punish people who fell through it.

Guess I wasn’t the only one trying to get home with heavy bags in a subway where benches have vanished or been replaced by leaning stupidity.

Trump may do more for the energy transition than any other individual through sheer incompetence, just like JD Vance may do more than anyone else for the cause of global antifascism simply by being viscerally repellent.

Kash Patel is disputing the Atlantic’s claims that he spends $1500 a week at bars. The real number, he says, is much larger.

America’s international standing has sunk so low that Iran’s religious leaders now refer to it not as “The Great Satan” but as “Tiny Satan”.

Keep your heads up @splcunion.bsky.social. Thank you for your important work.

Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help

Papa! Papa!

Page One.

@wsj.com #Redistrict
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Kinda like Russia, yeah?

I mean. They’d be innocent even if they WERE related, because that’s not how guilt works.

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

Look at the "major hollywood names" lmao this list gets worse and worse the longer you read it. Sorry man, this is a bunch of lazy fucks looking to cut corners and get paid.

The blacklist is back, baby: Paramount's retributions should worry the industry Paramount retaliated with the blacklist after a columnist at The Ankler stood against its acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery.

You don’t need to go very far to see that the Para-Bros merger will mean censorship, reprisals, punishment and exclusion. They are already at it. Trust them when they tell you they will use the power and this consolidation of media for political reasons.

www.avclub.com/hollywood-bl...

Trump’s Plans for ‘Mic-Drop’ Media Confrontation Are Leaked The president is planning a rage-fueled moment at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.

The president is planning a rage-fueled moment at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.

Nothing he can say to them will be as degrading and disgraceful as their own decision to be there in the first place.

I mean, if Elon wants to buy InfoWars for $44 billion, as your lawyer not really, I advise you to accept it.