Your mom is my husband?

You’re so back

I opened Bluesky solely because I knew this was coming and you didn’t disappoint.

Is your shoulder pregnant?

I didn’t know last time would be the last time.

Grateful for a friend who will take time from real life to make it work around our vacation.

Oooooooh jealousy.

But have you checked slack?

😢

Charlotte, if you don’t take care of it first.

Uphill, both ways ⭐️

Hey, @jrtoastyman.com didn’t you do a color-drenched cool design on your wall? Maybe would give Rob a new idea here?

I understand this pain. Tots and pears.

All this time I thought you were in mimosota.

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Daughter and I did a rewatch before the last season came out and we agreed we’d skip that episode. Couldn’t handle it again.

This is why David Letterman always referred to cardinals as “the fiercest robin-sized bird.”

Also, birds aren’t real.

I’m out. Had a good run. #whamageddon

And nobody has to explain anything to us.

Thanks for that.

We saw that once at the zoo and a little boy came up and said, “Aw, they’re wrestling!”

Every now and then he falls apart.

Do they make them for humans?

Constructor’s championship tomorrow morning in F1’s final race of the season. I’ll think of you when they say it.

I’m still in! The high schooler is v concerned about his biomedical science teacher’s haphazard Christmas songs on Pandora.