When Hitachi magic wand, prostate massager, and training plugs have all shipped:

Oh the Lapis Lazuli dress for pride is a straight up BANGER.

As I update my resume, I realize it is a fantastic opportunity to make the first letters of the bullet points spell out “I love gock”. Either the recruiter won’t catch it, or I’ll get hired on the spot.

I was already thirsty. What cums after thirst???

Oh, the custom dress is ready just
In time for the Pride-ending.

Being invited to a dinner party, and the most direct way for a trans girl to understand the dress code is to answer the question: cat ears or no?

Oh this is going to be a fuuuuun app to learn. Where all the POGgers at?

Absolutely vital information for new Folx. Appreciated