One time I literally just missed a morning exam but I started showing symptoms of a cold later the same day by the grace of god and had a valid excuse to do a retake

explaining why I need to dom a robot: a machine cannot be held accountable therefore a machine should not be making decisions

small penis cope

yeah im on the spectrum the broth colour spectrum #feartheredman

Going to Spain and pretending im in re4

i think ur a garden creature of some sort

should be something awesome and with aura like a huge shark

Doing the six seven hand thing with her boobs

findom guy getting hard during tax season

They should invent alarms i wake up for

Cat sleeping on my leg just as I wanted to get up. Now im stuck like this

I pull my pants down and reveal my penis has tiny shorts. I pull them down and reveal an even smaller penis underneath

Ill try

I like when my cat is on bed but why he doesnt give me space

If life isn't going your way, feel free to attribute it to the displeasure of heaven

Bagged a bunnygirl and now I understand why rabbits have so many kids

Awesome image thx for sharing

Systematically giving her all of my fetishes muahaha

Stop using anti robot girl language!

"I'm taking a shower" ❌️
"I'm conducting routine maintenance" ✅️

My gf has a hard life and needs to be protected

plays cyberpunk once and starts calling everyone choom and gonk

Everything humans have is also found in other animals in principal but I think humans just extend those things to a further degree, e.g. lots of things communicate but human language is unique. It makes sense we aren't principally different from other evolved things tho

yay!!!!!!!!!!

size difference frotting

Fuck my stupid bear life

If a vampire sucked blood from an erect dick, would it dramatically deflate in real time from the loss of erection blood

If you ever feel useless, remember that your data is probably worth a lot to some advertiser somewhere

I love the idea of mechanics like this in games. The only thing I can think of that has this vibe of your characters body learning and reacting to stuff is death stranding having an adrenaline mechanic that lets you ignore normal stamina limits as long as you are in danger

Need her in a bunny suit IMMEDIATELY!!

I clap when the plane takes off. I am amazed by the miracle of flight