0.164% feels more accurate

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Welp. Another perfectly viable evening wasted watching these bums.

Okay, Lofty.

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Don't even bother with the bottom of the 12th.

We taught a chimpanzee to watch Royals baseball, and he hanged himself.

Holy shit sticks.

Cause this is just malpractice.

Are we to the fire Q stage yet?

15 stranded.

Sheesh

Click the heart button if you have also been stranded in scoring position by the Kansas City Royals Baseball Clib.

At least royals bluesky is funny.

*chants*

WE'RE NOT THE METS! WE'RE NOT THE METS!

I have some very bad news...

Spit em out!

ROFL. Of course.

A meme demonstrating the median 2026 Royals fan.

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Walk off?

It's supposed to be fun, but here we are.

Bart Simson writing on blackboard meme: I will not blame the bullpen when the offense only scores one run. Repeated multiple times.

Ugh. Free baseball. 😑

If we win this, it won't be because we deserve it.

Sonofabitch

13 ...

JFC

Oh. Great. Bases loaded. /Yawn

Damn Izzy...