the worst person you know has a bible verse in their bio

i just feel like what did that mcd worker gain????

WEEGY is crazy omg

If he did do it, that means he killed a murderer. He is the same good guy with a gun that republicans hang their second amendment wet dreams on. FREE WEEGY!

I’m Caribbean. Tea is actually a must.

black people don’t take shit serious LMAO like yk damn well!!!!!

NOOOOOO ITS THE ASSASSIN IM SICK RN

who is luigi and why his name all over my skyline????

they’re serious in there fr

fuck santa come be mine

he’s unreallll omg 😭😭😭😭😭

not the skyslurs OMG

omg why i just called my brother to tell him our fav sub on sale at publix and he gon tell me, oh yeah ik i got one yesterday. EXCUSE ME????? is nothing sacred omg we supposed to be twins wtf

he needa get aetna next ngl

looking up a lap desk for my laptop when i have a whole sitting desk with a desktop less than an inch away from my bed omg laziness is a disease!!!!

and did omg

nah it’s definitely been within the last 5 years tbh but that’s just my opinion 😭😭😭

I agree but I’ll say that it’s only a recent development tbh and mainly just back camera! iPhone videos got it tho

today is chat gpt’s birthday yall go tell bff happy birthday

long orders are NOT for the drive through omg

like for the past few weeks i’ve tried
- califia organic
- oatly super basic
- trader joe’s (shelf stable)
- elmhurst
and i can’t do it anymore!!! like i just caved and got some chobani extra creamy at publix cause it was on bogo omg i can’t put myself through this any longer

i’m done trying the “clean” oat milk shit omg they all nasty! gimme my chobani extra creamy and leave me alone i can’t

STRIKE, STRIKE, and STRIKE AGAIN! 🐍

HELPPPP we woulda still be chatting shit tbh

oh GOD

“lazy dinner idea” but ur pulling out a cutting board and raw meat???? i should get ur account banned fr

Posting on BlueSky After Being On Twitter/X For Years 😩😂

We were being ABUSED on Twitter. So glad to finally have some peace.

EXCUSE ME?????

drop the lockscreen #beyhive #blacksky

I’m scared it’s giving military meal core