Strength is not measured by how much you can lift or how many trials you can endure, strength is measured by how long you’re willing to stay twisted up like God’s most uncomfortable little pretzel to avoid waking up your pet
Life is like Roblox
pajama pants without pockets: WHY
If the coffee isn’t made by a queer broke college student with a septum piercing, you’re cooked.
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6 years ago I quit smoking cigarettes and sold all my stuff, packed my dogs and computer in my mini cooper and moved from Ohio to California.
I never thought I’d actually quit especially after failing to after so many tries. My life forever changed February 14th 2019.
#smokefree
They both didn’t deserve this.
There’s nothing more I could say, besides that I’m just scared.
Rest in peace.
epic
This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages
Tolerance is acceptance.
Starting HRT because I've decided I'm gonna need a much fatter and juicier ass in order to survive in our evolving political climate
follow if you havent, making a game im so awesome
#bluesky #gamedev #indie #roblox #robloxstudio #robloxdev
If you ever feel dumb just know I pirated a game development software for 8 years and have spent tens of hours of my life trying to recover lost files when it would crash, before finding out it was free. #gamedev
It’s really hard to use some of the LGBTQ+ feeds without there being NSFW content that isn’t marked as such. I’m a minor and when I disabled it from showing up it felt like it didn’t matter, dont get me started on the unrelated tags either.
Brian Driscoll, the acting director of the FBI, sporting curly hair, a kinda rakish jazz dirtbag moustache and beard combo, a faintly amused look in his eyes and a wry "whaddaya gonna do" smirk
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
TAKE in red letters with animated garish flames coming off of it
hot take:
love how this post still gets attention all these years later
epic!!!1!1!!1!1!1!
Delete period tracker Apps!
Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear
My marketing strategy
i really like when horror movies have a scene with like, a horde of creatures gorily mutilating and eating a giant hunk of meat or a corpse and then a scientist / gov official is like "hungry little guys, aren't they?" and everyone else is aghast. more of this
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