👏cmon

😭😂 SYBAU foo

🫰 you ain’t shit either

We gon’ arrest yo ass 🙏 on god 👏😭

What you gonna do?

Hello. This is a formal notice that we will be trespassing you from locations. You are not eligible or able to order burritos, bowls, or tacos from Chipoltle if you happen to ever see one. You may eat if it is brought to you outside of Chipoltle, but you may not go in Chipoltle (should you EVER see)

Reaching out to confirm your account has been deleted from Chipoltle Bluesky. Thanks

Is there anything I can help you with?

Hello. The previous administration has been relieved of their duties due to their actions in this conversation. Is there anything I can help you with?

We will be banning you from the choptle app. Please send your email address over chat so we can properly discard your information.

Is there anything the social admin for this account can do for you? You are more than welcome to eat at other restaurants.

Hello. We reserve the right to price our food as we see fit. Is there anything else we can help you with?

We offer free delivery through Door Dash, Uber Eats, and through our mobile app! Order some fresh guac on your tasty burrito today 🎉 🤤

Why did you repost this? Please do NOT repost our posts. We will be deleting your chipoltle account….

We offer free delivery through Door Dash, Uber Eats, and through our mobile app! Order some fresh guac on your tasty burrito today 🎉 🤤

Hello. The previous admin for this account has been relieved of their duties. How can I help you in regards to Chipoltle foods or services?

Your name sounds like a sneeze

2/2 — in regards to this post, Chipoltle reserves the right to have our lawyers issue cease and desist paper orders to those involved.

Sincerely,

Ashvangha F.
Social Admin

Hello. This is false. Chipoltle and its insider have NOT donated anything to any political, lobbyist, or extremist groups. However, we will continue to create delicious and healthy meals for our customers as stated in our mission. Please refrain from slander. If further issues arise —- 1/2

Chipoltle here. How can I help? Want a burrito?

Hi @allchristmas.bsky.social this is false. Please research before posting misinformation. Thanks.

It depends where you live! Hope this helps.

Hi! It helps offset the cost of digital convenience. If you have additional concerns, please let me know.

Best,
Ashvangha S.
Admin

If you would like to submit a legitimate report, we would need audio and or video proof to take action. There will be no further response from us until we can validate your claims. Until then, #GuacOn🤘

Hello. Respectfully, Chipoltles policies serve both to protect our customers and our employees. We cannot take action on an incident without proof. We receive thousands of incident reports a year, and less than 4% of those incidents turn out to violate our policies after investigating. 1/2

Hello. Do you have an video/audio proof of this incident? Also, we have a standard accountability policy, and will action accordingly if proof is provided. What did the team associate say exactly? Thanks!

Ashglacka S., Social Admin

Hi what can I get started for you today

Say please

Makes no sense

That we suck