Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe
stolen from @ausir.bsky.social
MID CAMPAIGN ADDITIONS - WHAT IF WE JUST DESCRIBE DIE DIE: it’s like Jumanji for nerds. It’s Gygaxian Isekai. It’s Portal Fantasy with HP. Get in here. Sure, you can roll Reflex to take half damage from a fireball. Try doing that to the emotional splash-damage of your parents’ divorce Life never worked out the way you wanted it to. Now you’re trapped in a fantasy kingdom, and life still isn’t working out, but at least you’re a catgirl now Is It Wrong To Try To Process My Emotional Trauma In A Dungeon? (Yes. You should have gone to therapy. But now you’re trapped in a magical kingdom, it’s the only option you’ve got) Boyfriend Dungeon taught us we could love the dungeon. Dungeon Meshi taught us we could eat it. Now: what if the dungeon was a thinly-veiled metaphor for your strained relationship with your dad? You’re thirty-seven years old. Your job sucks. Your wife just left you. And you’re trapped in an interdimensional fantasy realm forged of your own dreams and fears, which really is the icing on the cake Maybe things weren’t better back in the day; maybe you were just younger. DIE takes the gentle, reassuring confection of nostalgia and reduces it to a bubbling heap with the oxy-acetalene torch of postmodernism THOSE JACKALS AT WIZARDS OF THE COAST ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR MONEY. Give US your money instead in exchange for the DIE Metadungeon If you only play one TTRPG this year, you should probably try Realis. It looks great. But if you play two TTRPGs this year, one of them should definitely be DIE DIE the RPG finally endorses your relentless obsession with dice by making them diegetic. And if you need us to explain what “diegetic” means, you probably wouldn’t enjoy the game anyway How many dice do you reckon you could fit in your mouth? Normal-sized ones, I mean. Six-siders. I think I could get about twenty five in there before I started choking
let's see how many of these blurbs for DIE RPG Backerkit will let through their quality control net
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75
electric light orchestra sounds how communion wafers taste
setting aside novelty songs, mine is "Fight Song" by Rachel Platten
A statue of Chinggis Khagan wearing a deel, mantle, and cowl, seated on a throne. The throne sits on a marble pedestal with Mongolian text, set into a recess in a marble monument in Sükhbaatar Square in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.
🎵 I get a little bit Chinggis Khagan
when you guys pronounce it wrong
it starts with a soft, soft G (oooh)
it starts with a soft, soft G 🎵
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-s...
Turtles literally only want one thing and it's disgusting
went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
Mr Sharp talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like this
Do you dream of revenge on billionaires? THEN WE HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU. Back our indie game made with rage + love on Kickstarter NOW and play our BRAND NEW DEMO on Steam
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HER: you better not be slutty archer death when I get there
ME:
Groupshot of the Plotweaver team with the Plotweaver symbol
Plotweaver is currently getting developed by a wonderful group of folks!
So, please read (and share!) below about the people making this awesome game 🧵
it's been a while since RE5 so i went and looked it up in response to this post and… i'm sorry, there's a made-up west african nation called "kijuju"?!
Submissions now open! The Tabletop Game Alliance is accepting submissions Feb 1-15th! If you’re a new game designer, writer, or artist living in WA, I highly recommend applying to showcase your work at the March 14th Future of Games industry summit.
if software were animals, bank software would be horses
which does raise the question of what umamusume would be in this comparison
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.
But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.
They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
I listen to Tao of the Machine like 5 times a week (it's on my running playlist)
When the history of the early 2000s music finally gets written, the Blade II (2002) soundtrack will, oddly enough, feature much more prominently than one would think.
youtu.be/tr-yOUwnuGY?...
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
the other week in my Masks game, bad guys kidnapped the god of RPGs and RPGs stopped working, so I made everyone play with a playbook from a different PbtA game until they got him back
Hey, did we mention we have Desperation back in stock?
Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain...
Two Japanese women and two Japanese men stand in a Meiji-era teahouse, looking ready for trouble. From the television series Last Samurai Standing.
most of the reasons why i love Last Samurai Standing on Netflix are spoilers but the one i can talk about is the fight choreography. usually when i watch fast flashy choreo i'm waiting to spoil the fun and complain about realism. but 95% of the fighting is as realistic as it is showy/impressive
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
STREETS OF JADE play tests are now done! One step closer to the publication of the Green Bone Saga RPG 🔥 If you took part in play testing, please submit your feedback form this week.
