laptop finally kicked the bucket :((

straight women please stop setting up saw traps for yourself

“If I don’t cook for my man, he won’t eat right”
That is a whole ass grown man if he can’t cook for himself, that’s a him problem

just did laundry and changed my bed sheets fucking KILLING this adulting shit

27 in of snow??? Where are we putting all that

“I had AI come up with this recipe”
I’m literally in hell right now

this man’s a pencil pusher and has no food service background if that wasn’t obvious. I love working for corporations :)))

“Please use these very expensive ingredients that taste horrible.”

“I want you to use these recipes”
“Cool. Did you taste test them?”
“No I just got them off of google.”
“Cool. So you have no idea of how it’s supposed to taste or whatever.”
“No, you figure it out.”
“Cool.”

job is easy af, I could do it blind folded with one hand, but the co-workers??? the managers??? get them out of here

boss must have heard saying I hate my job cause I got a raise

My heat broke 😫

Oh!

I don’t understand this new anti-running campaign among gym influencers. I know running is not for everyone, but running is such a good tool for learning how to push to failure. It’s literally a mind over matter exercise.

no my gay friend ranking the hr episodes by how he liked the sex scenes 💀

something about eating a big salad and drinking water that makes you feel like a functional adult

The part of the new years celebration where they start playing New York New York

drinking wine out of the cadmium poisoned shrek glass like a real lady

literally spent three hours in Walmart today

I could never get into hockey cause my home team is the islanders…

This is why I don’t bother with men anymore

“Oh he’s cute”
*casually homophobic*
“Oh nevermind”

watched the gay hockey show. those last three episodes are pure cinema!

Sick all week and finally feeling better AFTER Christmas ok then

Whitaker getting various fluids on himself every hour in the ER is the real doctor experience

I wanna smack that one med student she’s annoying!

started watching the pitt like an adult

I’m free from work the rest of the week!!!
Got a horrible cold!!!

“You’re so nice!!” I’m really not, ask anyone in my life, I will run you ragged and not apologize

men hitting on me at work is always so weird because I don’t think they understand the concept of a customer service personality