Came over here to show @audacityofdespair.bsky.social this lol

This is so, so special. Rest in Peace, Roberta.

The comments 💀

God this show is so good!!!!

twitter not working all day… everything he touches does ultimately fail

elon has zero products that work

Twitter get it together 😭

This....

Sometimes you have to harmonize to keep from crying. 😓🎶 Original song by @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social

NGL, this coup is producing some solid bangers

😂

“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

dems could pressure hochul to force adams out, forcing a week-long news cycle about donald trumps very obvious corruption or they could also do nothing and send a fundraising email

Lmao

“Don’t make me regret this” I know that’s right!

You will have to pry that flag out of our cold, dead hands lol

Planes are falling out of the sky and the sitting Transportation Secretary is tryna use a lifeline for help 😫

Yes I hate her!

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

With the lil grease spot in the middle?? EVERYTIME!🔥🔥

This really explains what’s happening at every level of our society

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

watching eric adams allow himself, joyfully, to be brought on fox news surrounded by fascists, them telling him “be a good boy for us or you’re next” is insane and genuinely feels like something out of a crime thriller movie. unreal that the democrats are allowing him to keep his post

The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder

hey does anyone want to see the the trump administration extort the mayor of americas largest city on live tv?

Teach me how to pronounce it and I’ll call it that too

(third in line to the presidency btw)

“He’s going to run the country like a business!”

Yeah, but he forgot to mention he was gonna run this bitch like Enron or Pets.com

whipping up hysteria about antipsychotic medications seems like a bad idea!