here’s a suggestion for nuclear weapons policy, anyone the americans get aggy towards can get nukes. once we’ve taken the americans nukes off them, then nobody gets nukes.

old ass owen wilson

i sometimes underestimate how recognizable i am, what do you mean someone noticed me from this single blurry second i was in this video

it’s like extremely developed tenth grader syndrome

the psychic damage I took from the sentence "I'm Gwen Danielson, a neuroscientist and bioengineer, who decided as a child that I would end Death (and bring people back if I could) and that I would become a dragon and help generally facilitate a fantastical transhumanist future."

I need to lie down

fuck yes, only the sum total weight of an affluent society as inequitably cruel as ours could produce sentences as beautifully broken and sick as these

thank you!! as an aside (i just read your bio lol), if you’re ever after comic recs i studied it at uni so i’ve got quite the repertoire of unique ones. perfectly understand if you wanna explore the field yourself!

not quite finished, but it’s as finished as i wanna get it tonight

pencil and biro drawing of victory gundam from mobile suit victory gundam, the perspective is from just a little above the ankle, looking up at the head. everything above the ankle from the front can be seen

not used to doing this perspective, nor drawing anymore (lol), but it’s the first decent mecha i’ve done in about three or four years

I was referring to this, of course. And I was being serious! Like, what do you even think the point of life is if you're just outsourcing everything meaningful you could do to a slop machine? What do you get out of intentionally making yourself this smooth-brained?

I haven't had more than 6.5 hours of sleep a night for the entire month and it's really started to show, which means at some point this week I'm gonna sleep for 20 hours straight and then wonder why.

it made me feel things without having to make me sad, i appreciate that. my brain already works hard enough to achieve that on its own lol

oh the epilogue episode rocks

08th mobile suit team was incredible. that and turn a gundam might be the best i’ve watched, as much as i enjoyed gundam 00, that 90s animation aesthetic solidifies it. and contrary to popular opinion the love story works very well.

Oh you think it's "cool" to do a heist? To assemble a crew of specialists, each with a unique backstory, to create a beautiful ballet of theft? You think it's "cool" to purloin beautiful treasures under several redundant layers of security? You people sicken me. Next you're gonna say you use drugs.

Here's a pic from last month of the 80-year-old congressman who died in office today. Who could have seen this coming?

how very teesside coded

brianna wu joke post about her transition before/after. her before pic is actually a pic of assmongoloid

ok ngl this is a pretty funny post i’ll hand it to her for this post

When the woman asked the then-CEO why she never got to work with MrBeast, she was allegedly told:

“Let’s just say that when you’re around and [MrBeast] goes to the restroom, he’s not actually using the restroom.”

you can no longer read this. I've removed all the "public nudity" (sex words) and submitted it for review.

So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really.

I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

Do you think they have a shot at winning?! HARRIS BUTTIGIEG 2028 FOR PRESIDENT / VICE PRESIDENT

“If you’re not President by the time you’re 60, I promise to be your running mate…” from the upcoming film, My Best Friend’s Election

STAND AND DELIVER *guitar riff that fucks so hard you almost die*

being a highwayman is actually sick as fuck and i will die on this horse

joking around doesn’t translate that well to text but holy fuck have people fallen hook line and sinker for it

i don’t think i’d try to do it, but if i did i’d definitely post about it if it broke, but im not an engineer, i draw things and take photographs lol

This piece is an extended bit surgically designed to be Bluesky bait, & it worked.

Watch the video! Piker’s just shooting the shit about the Louvre heist, but publishing it as Opinion changes the context considerably.

Rest assured, anyone who could be convinced to “microloot” doesn’t read the NYT

if i speak i will be in big trouble

Regular reminder.

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