The dune font generator: pee is stored in the balls

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok

Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

Why does Kevin Durant simultaneously look like an elderly man and a middle schooler in old age makeup

I can't express how much @lhamilton.bsky.social HATES Bellboy. Like if he was a dog, he would growl every time the ad appeared on the TV

🎵 I trusted a fart
That sent the whole world gagging 🎶

AI this, AI that. The only AI I want to hear about is Allen Iverson

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Bulgogi from Muskogee, is that anything

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

The U.S. figure skating commentators mispronouncing Kaori Sakamoto's name as "Cowry" are driving me absolutely insane

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

using "gluten intolerant" as a euphemism for hating Italian people

I don't know who Noah Kahan is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

If Egg does not wish to be noticed by the Targaryen coterie, why doesn't he wear a hat

When I wanted my child to be advanced, I didn't mean "dropping down to one nap at 10 months"

Being an Astros fan has prepared me for this moment of American hatred.

An infant in his playpen is watching a Jeff Pearlman "Press Box Chronicles" video about Lester Hayes

@lhamilton.bsky.social and I are starting our child early with @jeffpearlman.bsky.social teaching sports history

lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties

Disadvantage of having a good sleeper is that when your neighbor shot off an arsenal of fireworks for hours, your infant wakes up at the regular time all bright eyed and bushy tailed

AI peaked with Smarter Child on AIM

I failed to realize how much of being the father of a 9 month old involves him scream crying at the top of his lungs when I stop him from doing something and that something is crawling headfirst off the couch

Same-day split screen:

@ericlipton.nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...

There are few things that make me violently American, but you can pry my paper towels from my cold, dead hands

Imagine how I feel 😂

Once again, it's time for an NBA ON PEACOCK MONDAY. Bow to your multicolored bird overlords.