My new coping mechanism every time I read something that pisses me off about shit that doesn't matter, is to look in the mirror and say:

Never let this distract you from who your REAL enemies are:
Billionaires

a girl with blonde hair is wearing a black shirt with a cross on it ALT: a girl with blonde hair is wearing a black shirt with a cross on it

I declare blockers. I'm using Don Quioxte from Limbus Company (She's very excited)

Vergil From Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Special Edition

Oh yeah??? What if I post this image of Vergil from the Devil May Cry series?

The YouTube comment was too good. I needed to share it with the world.

It's too easy for me because I hated Stormblood Hagakure rotation 😎though on that note... Kenki has been stupid for a while now. Ancestrally, we used to spend 50 on Guren/Senei. It went down to 25 to fit all the [REDACTED]s in the opener. Then they removed [REDACTED], but they didn't revert Guren/Senei. Endwalker finally ended, and they made a new 50 kenki spender attached to the button that gives us 50 kenki. Now it's a lot easier to burn all the kenki burst again without pressing 112 shintens, but I wonder why Ikishoten even exists anymore if it's just going to neutralize itself. Now read back the first letter of the last 6 lines.

You can take the button out of the game, but you can't take the posting out of the poster.

And yet, you follow the guy who makes mediocre content. Curious

Just because I hated the Endwalker Patch story doesn't mean that I will automatically hate anything that builds off of it.

That's fucking wild. I've had things fizzle in the background but I can't imagine being a dickhead about it.

What are you talking about? This is the first time I have made this post.

In Lobotomy Corporation, Angela says that if people knew what the wings of the world did in the name of the betterment of society, they'd realize they are the disgrace of humanity.

This is the remind you that it is a work of fiction.

Having Fun? How dare you!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

(Me getting carried by machinist players)

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Oh fuck... we better play some games or we'll become mortal enemies.

car go vroom

Favorite Anime: Haibane Renmei Best Story: Grand Blue Dreaming Favorite Art Style: Ping Pong The Animation Biggest Personal Impact: Parasyte The Maxim Best Fight Scenes: March Comes In Like a Lion Overhated: Jojo Part 1 Underrated: Jojo Part 6 Overrated: Jojo Part 5 Has Aged Well: Witch Hat Atelier Criminally Overlooked: Princess Principal Favorite Protagonist: LAIN Favorite Antagonist: Ranma 1/2 Best Soundtrack: Terror in Resonance Best Romance: Rance I want to talk about this one: Initial D

Anime grid for Animers.

Lenna mastered Find Pits!

SHE WHAT?!

It's already too old, we need Persona 3 Rererereloaded FES.

A character whose brain is very clearly turned off.

How do you explain this image then?

Favorite Game: Trails in The Sky SC Best Story: The House in Fata Morgana Favorite Art Style: Paper Mario and the Thousand-year Door Biggest Personal Impact: Persona 3 FES Best Combat: God Hand Overhated: Dark Souls 2 Underrated: Dark Souls 2 Overrated: Dark Souls 2 Needs a Remake: Persona 3 Reload Criminally Overlooked: Trails in the Sky 3rd Favorite Protagonist: Trails in the Sky Favorite Antagonist: Uminkeo Best Soundtrack: Acceleration of Suguri 2 Best Multiplayer: Dokapon Kingdom Not Usually My Thing, but: Doom Eternal Turns My Brain Off: Lobotomy Corporation Best with friends: Lethal Company Best Retro Game: Ghost 'n Goblins Game Everyone Should Play: VA-11 hall-a

Gamer Grid for Gamers.

Once I accidentally locked myself in with Express Train to Hell I just decided to pool a bunch of bullshit. My goal was to do Hod's Core Suppression before a Day 1 reset.

Greetings. I am a mediocre Samurai player looking to clear the next ultimate on patch. I have no real preference on start date but for the last ultimate I waited a week before starting so I had things I could study up on. Also known as watching non-pornagraphic POVs. I am fine with doing reclears, I destroy all my ultimate totems anyway. I put this up as looking for a temporary position as I might get back with my old group if they feel less burnt out. I will be committed to clear this ult regardless. Since I am only mediocre, I have only cleared W1 savage on the fake tier that nobody cares about. I cleared the last 2 tiers on the absolutely abysmal Week 2. My specialty is finding one mechanic to bungle a billion times in every ultimate fight, get upset at myself and run it in simulation for a few hours everyday, continue to mess it up and cry myself to sleep. Seriously? How does one struggle with exalines like I did in FRU? I don't even have high ping to blame it on. You can just judge my logs for yourself: https://www.fflogs.com/character/id/15034704 As far as scheduling goes, I work a weird job so I can fit my work hours around any raid time. My only hope is to keep my Saturday's free if possible so I can play TCGs I don't like with my friends. Though if a group is pushing for a clear for a week or 2, I'm okay with raiding on Saturday as a temporary measure.

Surely this will gain huge traction.

I'm actually just going to make a shitpost of a LFG posting.

The only difference between looking at FFXIV recruitment posts and job hunting is that you might get paid for some of these insane qualifications.

Yeah... It's about multiple games... for sure 👍

This is why people will watch one of my brief 5 hour summary videos.

First pull too!

Who needs a mediocre samurai player for the upcoming ultimate?

(I am looking for a group)

The real fool today is me, thinking I'd have this video done already.

This is the joke I am stealing for context.