Not that there was ever a doubt, but I MUST be a writer, because I spend so much time away from home thinking that I'd rather be writing, and then when I get home, I avoid it more than most people avoid housework.
Am I the only person who flips through a notebook before using it?
Exactly one year ago today:
"War never changes..."
Just clicked on an MS Now video about Trump now claiming he thought the picture showed him as a doctor, and was immediately greeted with a YouTube ad screaming "PRESIDENT TRUMP NEEDS MORE ALLIES".
I got a good laugh out of that before blocking the ad.
a screenshot of a google search for "nearest star" with a pop-up asking if you'd like to "see results closer to you?"
i don't think that'll make the result any more precise, but sure
The only way out is through.
Well, this is a disappointing turn of events.
Who deserves justice and who deserves mercy under this administration? My colleague @jeremykohler.bsky.social has a disturbing case study: www.propublica.org/article/jose...
Reminding myself today that, for at least as long as I've been alive, "No." has been a complete sentence, and it's not my fault if I didn't feel safe enough to let my "no" stand.
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
Seven-word death punch
An image from Star Wars featuring a smiling Padme Amadala, with the text "and it's true, right?"
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
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Firefly and Cowboy Bebop
For All Mankind, Orphan Black, and Star Trek:
For All Mankind is, obviously, pre-WWIII. Orphan Black is the beginning of, or a side quest within, the Eugenics Wars that ultimately resulted in Khan.
I'm literally probably the only person on the planet who read this and thought "nope....not about me. Wish it was, though."
🤷🏻♂️
Which "Crash" is the good one?
Your answer may determine the fate of our friendship.
Kidding....I can't be that precious with my friends.
But I may judge you.
God do I wish this was the most important thing to discuss today.
Constant mood: I don't want *more* competent fascists.
But I reserve the right to feel insulted by how allergic to competence they are.
That feeling when you realize that what seems like it should feel obvious and natural to you.....just doesn't. And it probably never will.
This post is about my inability to choose between "it's what's" and "'tis wha' 'tis".
When I imagine the movie of my life, it's boring af with an amazing soundtrack.
Like 2 hours of riding the bus around downtown, scored by Pedro the Lion.
If there's any form of protected speech we can't afford to be too precious about, it's something as nebulously-defined as pornography.
When they refuse to define something beyond "I know it when I see it", we HAVE to protect that with everything we have.
A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"
[Sade voice 🎵]
Followed by lots of shots on Tuesday.
Funny, how Donald Trump only listens to good advice when someone *else* is president.
I need a Jett Reno "It's either that, or death. Pick one." motivational poster.
#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy @tignotaro.bsky.social
Very high percentage of my daily interactions now include the phrase “when he’s dead” said in the same cadence as “I took the 101” or “It’s my sister’s birthday”
*squee*
Kids, gather 'round while I tell you about the time one of the voices of my early 20s liked my social media comment.
