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I went to the doctors recently.

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything

The MAGA hat for Canada:

Not a chance Michael Heseltine would be welcome in today's Tory Party. I think even Thatcher would struggle to find a home there!

Who's the slimy tosspot who challenges Heseltine?

The issue will be that if we do go back in, we still should, we will re-enter on significantly worse terms than we had when we left.

I doubt the EU would agree to us having all the vetoes we had before as a starting point.

We have to go back in, we will go back in but don't think it happens yet!

So it turns out a certain President Donald Trump initiated a diversity program at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in 2019.
But why let the truth get in the way of politically convenient lie?

did it ever occur to the orange dickbeater that maybe him firing 100 FAA people might of had a little something to do with the plane crash? no, go ahead and blame it on people who aren't even there and had nothing to do with or possibly could.
such a cowardly piece of shit in his own diaper.

Of course it was the Prime Minister Ed Miliband's fault

Yeah he's losing the plot and it's fantastic to witness it

Looks like he's done three rounds with prime Mike Tyson

Gravenberch as #LFC's No. 6 has been absolutely brilliant this season - a tactical analysis: his complex profile, great anticipation, pressing intensity, key role in the build-up, amazing carry skills, OOP workrate & defensive solidity. 🧐

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Incredible really, they aren't the same team without Rodri, plus their midfield and defence is ageing and they've made odd signings too.

Gungalan coming back was a stupid move

Fantastic, not watching it as don't want to jinx it!!

This, it's backed by the likes of Clarkson and Dyson, funny isn't it how "farmers" have suddenly found their voice after years of silence under the Tories. Remember the fuel protests when they brought the country to a standstill, led by future Tory politician Brynle Williams!

It's odd why the club doesn't have an account, WTF are they waiting for

Ali every day of the week

Not Chris de Burgh? 😬😶

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest, he's a buffoon

How would Deeney know what world class is? His Team of the Week on the Beeb website is utter drivel. He picked Fernandez in a position he doesn't play in the other week and said he didn't play well for most of the game but had to pick him. Totally clueless, makes Crooks seem like a genius 🤣🤣

Red squirrels ‘to vanish from England’ unless vaccine against squirrelpox funded Conservation group warns species threatened by exploding populations of grey squirrels who carry lethal virus

Would be great to see development of a vaccine and better protection for this wonderful native squirrel at risk from grey squirrels as well as the infection squirrelpox 🧪

He certainly deserves a chance to make it his own

A shame you didn't make it Garth

#LFC

#redsky

Hopefully this takes off Twitter is a mess since the gimp took it over