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Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

This episode was great, now it's worse
#TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

kasane sexo YouTube video by mlemy

youtu.be/ae_t5U7JLVI
memmy's cool new ytpmv

tried doing my own four idiots comic for fun

Resort & Convention Center Mario [Full Album] YouTube video by SiIvaGunner

y'all better tune in www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJOL...

doodle 1: reader holding a cd with "mario 7" written on it but!! theres a bloody SIX behind the seven... and reader is PETRIFIED at the sight of GRAND DAD COMING OUT OF THEIR SCREEN doing the... scary hand gesture... doodle 2: arg explainer??? this wuz an accident i was trying to draw just je with a mario hat on for mario day but then i realised i was just drawing arg explainer so i went with it... doodle 3: hcb doing the hand gesture doodle 4: joke explainer doing the same thing!! doodle 5: me with a mlp party hat on looking at a amazing digital circus themed birthday cake and to the side is a wall from jollibee that says "Happy Birthday" and then sloppily edited in "frisk "blueberyramune" dreemurr"

daily joke explainer day.. s-six...... *gulp* SEVEN......
(also happy mario day and happy birfday to me!!)

this is a two panel comic. in both comics, mario is standing on the left and peach is standing on the right with her arms opened like a t pose. the first one features her saying "Im pregnant!~" and the second one features her smiling waiting for marios reaction. mario is straight faced in both panels.

the worst thing about not being a cis woman is that i cant ever get pregnant which means ill never be able to do the whine up oh in real life

theme of babble

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Despite how excellent the news may seem, do not get comfortable just yet

One key word to take this away from; "Halted," which means, the Age Verification junk is very much alive and there's a possibility they'll be trying this again

Keep the pressure going, do not let them get away with this

just so everyone knows the first person to make a video ranking every single individual warioware microgame from worst to best will become god tier status in my eyes

[Boss Fight] The custom art makes you realize something about yourself

Lammy and Rammy from Um Jammer Lammy

Thinking about Um Jammer Lammy

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There was no way I was going to be able to share the full thing on BlueSky so here's an Imgur link.

There's about 80 characters here so I went a bit loose and sloppy with some depictions. In the animation they'll have more life and polish to them (I hope lol).

imgur.com/a/Og2DVZU

what if mario paint had lyrics

Did I ever post this here

Lammy Parappa the Rapper

please commission me!! 1/3 slots open right now!!

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#parappatherapper #umjammerlammy #commission

POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY IS BACK THERE'S REASON FOR ME TO LIVE

iron lung is so fucking good you guys

crystal from the us tomodachi direct

tomodachi life direct thoughts:

honestly the fact that this direct shows the game explicitly says the word nonbinary is crazy to me

usually they go about this with like, other or prefer not to say or just not even giving you gender options

but like no here it is specifically male, female, enby

more tomodachi life direct thoughts i just noticed becuase a firend did

holy fuck you can select no dating preferences if you want including all of em too

literally everyone wins including aromantic people

what the fuck

i need that new tomodachi life game so bad bro

*coach z voice* shortys like a mellerdy in my 'ead that i can't keep ort got me singin like

and thats why youre my goat wonder you always keep it real