Glass of Serial red wine next to a peacock sculpture. The peacock has just been told the tasting is $65 and he is sliding off his otherwise comfortable globe

When in Paso Robles. Drink wine!

I don’t suppose one of those ancient nuts is DJT and the rest are friends of his such as Mitch McConnell and any other old fart who thought it beneficial to back a human undeserving of life and the freedom to breathe?

Can’t stop laughing

😀🫳🎤

Cross-that-bridge meet FAFO. The next decade is going to be splendid! Nothing like living in history.

Ah, Siesta Key. Sarasota is a gem.

It’s a p.i.t.a. All the prep work, especially in the kitchen. But it can lead to a memorable staycation.

I anxiously await said pics. The fumigation company should have a special fabric tarp made just for the event, given the legacy of the structure.

It should recall a work by Christo!

We have that covered. But I may need to order another bottle of wine.

Oh great, he’s going to see this shirt and go looking for a country with borders that look like his profile. As if there’s not enough distractions for him.

Single. It doesn’t have to be silver. He’s not a werewolf

Kings of the mountain.

Good morning!

Stunning.

No. It’s clearly obeisance to Mad Max: Beyond Thunder Dome.

Can you hear Tina? We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know the way home. All we want is life beyond the Trumperdome.

What’s that, my cards been declined? It’s okay I have another one. See if this one works.

Garçon, I’ll take that salad now. Light dressing, si’l vous plait.

What a gem!

Pretty to the eye, dangerous to the hand.

Image of steak frites with a side of catsup and two glasses of wine

Tango.

One woman who connected online with Swalwell over her interest in Democratic politics says she ended up extremely drunk inside his hotel room after a night out with the congressman, with little memory of what occurred.

She ended up. Did he force her to drink? He’s smarmy. Always has been. But…

The artist was busy chipping away at the stone with the intent of rendering a horse when, quite unexpectedly, from out of nowhere, he got an erection, which in turn squelched his ability to make good judgements and he carved out this. Lucky for him the image caught on. One-hit wonders do often pay.

I think you mean shite

In this scenario Nurse Ratchet and her companion represent the house and senate, and Jack Nicholson and the others are stand-ins for his cabinet.

This is an old rally clip which proves he’s been flying over the nest for quite some time now.

This sounds like a movie title, in the vein of Meet the Fockers.

We have no way of knowing if the sexual tension released that day in the Oval Office spared the world greater troubles. We do know that no similar release is currently happening, and look what this had gotten us.
Melania has failed us all.
#doyourjobFLOTUS

4 x 9.25= some damn fine bagels

Hats off to whoever this is.

I often wonder how the couch feels post-encounter with the veep. Is the left armrest jealous of all the attention the right armrest was shown? If cushions are removable do they regret not fleeing while they had the chance? Not to mention how the upholstery must feel being soiled by eye liner.

Great idea! When CPAC is in town the Peckers side will be at capacity and Grindr will be ground to a halt. When someone calls the closet cases out they can claim they got turned around when the went to the bathroom!
Please send me a 20% off coupon to use, back and forth, at your grand opening. Wink!

There are rumors your son is stealing Little Debbie cakes from my son’s lunch pail and selling them during recess for a profit. He better not be, and if he is, he better stop now! The Man in the Big House (which is white) at the end of the block.