I’m sorry I will continue to purchase the same tar black coffee that tastes like cigarette butts because I quit smoking years ago and I need something take the edge off so I don’t go out of fucking cage and stop doing just fine.
I’ve been on the internet too long, I’m just waiting for 3 astronauts to pop outta someone’s butt.
It’s the beauty of Sonic. We’re having a great time while we want to fucking wage war.
Annual reminder that it’s April Fools Day and not to believe everything you read on the internet but we also have robots asking you if you’re a robot, world wars and people telling you shoving light up your ass cures cancer. Maybe just don’t believe everything on the internet everyday now I guess 🤷🏻♂️
Letting it sit and dry is the right call. Do not plug it in unless it’s 100% dry.
Silica packets around the exposed ports will absorb most of the moisture, but rice doesn’t do much since everything is pretty sealed in tight now.
chainsaw man is ultimately another tragicomedy about becoming important at work. the moral is to never hustle. the grindset is too dangerous. real winners quit.
That and our money is fun colours 🤷🏻♂️
me after completing one task
Not cancer twice beats the shit outta it is cancer once 🤷🏻♂️
it fucken WIMDY
Me with my migraine, ice pack wrapped around my head, sunglasses on indoors with all the lights off trying to watch TV without vomiting.
Here in about 2 hours me and my posse of brave protectors will return to Silent Hill f~
🎲 8:30 PM PST
✨ 10:30PM CST
🎲 11:30PM EST
For anyone complaining about the Pokémon Fire Red and Leaf Green ports being $20, I would like to remind you that it’s $30 in Canada. You know what I can buy for $30?
Not a lot. The economy is in shambles.
….
I REPEAT I CAN BE BOUGHT WITH GIFTS AND TELLING ME I’M PRETTY
Getting to roam the seas lookin for treasure sign me the fuck up yo
My coworker showed me a post it note of bullshit I said over the years and I didn’t understand why he would do that until I reread my discord chat from last night.
You mother father I’M ALREADY SICK TAKE IT BACK
Kermit in Twin Peaks might be my masterpiece
Fuck I should do that
Catherine O’Hara died.
I’m done with 2026.
Bring on 2027.
God I wish they would just legalize bread already
Girlfriend: Hey, you’re a dork who has multiple copies of games. Do you have this?
Me: First of all, how dare you. Second of all, yes hold on.
Got a dizzy spell at work here.
“Are you okay?”
“Well if the desk is supposed to be moving left to right I’m fine. If it’s supposed to be stationary I should probably sit down for a minute.”
I was a young boy and now I’m deceased
Girlfriend’s cat gave us a lil bit of a scare so we were monitoring him just to be sure he was okay.
I can assure you everything is back to normal has I heard her scream “HE POOPED!!” and there was a fresh 6 piece nugget on the floor.
I was presented the opposite where they left me and it’s pretty okay. 10/10.
Posting this while I still can
