A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145 A noble past and an illustrious future.

Earth Day is this week! Learn about the holiday’s past, present and future right here.

“This Is How We Do It” by Montell Jordan has to be a contender.

16 Lesser Known Tax Filing Statuses You may qualify for a Romantic tax break.

Mae sure you know whether you’re filing your taxes Frantically or Redundantly! www.chortle.blog/p/lesser-kno...

Reposting this @chortle.blog piece from @ninasharmawriter.bsky.social because once again reality is trying to one-up satire.

www.chortle.blog/p/college-pr...

Sorry I’m Late, The Strait of Hormuz is Closed We're all feeling the effects.

Ugh, what a morning. Sorry, I am late for work, but with the Strait of Hormuz closed, it is really throwing everything off. You guys get it, right? www.chortle.blog/p/sorry-im-l...

Every single day Trump acts out in a way that would get you banned from Dave & Busters and the media types up things like “Trump challenges limits of executive theory.”

Hey man, you’re a senator. You could get to work with House Dems on impeachment any day here.

A tv showing two dj’s performing at the final four

Kudos to the NCAA for correctly intuiting that when I turn on the Final Four, what I’m hoping to see is two DJs performing.

Update: I've gained access!

I got my email, and right now is theoretically my time slot, but I can't log in. Nothing has ever felt more predictable than this.

Also a hazard of working in kids media lol

Artemis is one of the few books I’ve never finished because I thought it was so poorly written. (And I loved both The Martian and PHM novels!)

Small correction: “In my third year at @soxmachine.com, I’ve learned that … it usually is bad for the White Sox.”

Sean Burke found a way to own the run, too! This team can’t stop innovating.

Love that guy

doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do

Hell yeah, Nithya is great.

Bass is such a coward. We gotta get rid of her asap.

Re-opening: Chortle Chortle @chortle.blog (Fiction Nonfiction Art; pays) opened to submissions https://duotrope.com/magazine/chortle-38591 #amwriting

Chortle @chortle.blog (Fiction Nonfiction Art; pays) opened to submissions https://duotrope.com #amwriting

CBS News: names you can trust

Submissions Are Now Open! I'm paying $100 for funny pieces about love.

I’m seeking humor writing about love for my newsletter! Accepted pieces pay $100.

Please share with your funny friends!

Defund ICE, Chris. That’s the only path.

El Centro absolutely sucks, so at least we have that. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.

Been thinking about this song a lot recently. Two dead in MN. Dave is a real one.

Turns out the concept of a “fresh hell” doesn’t really ring true once all this shit starts blurring together.

What’s a word for being equally heartened and disheartened? I’m in awe of the bravery of Minnesotans and in despair at the thought that this will only escalate.

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Thank you for being there Mel!

The same amount?