I’m sorry SIR, I was a pathetic millennial faggot and I did a thing

Oh, so tough.

Those shorts can barely contain how uh… tough… you are

Thanks so much!

Golly.
What a nice present to wake up to on my birthday 😵‍💫

A cute boy all covered in cake.

Sure makes me hungry for frosting for some reason 😋

Oh my gosh! Thank you so much kiddo! What a wonderful present!

I sure hope the cake tasted good, that diaper certainly looks yummy 😵‍💫

Oh my god.

This is incredibly adorable. 😍

a black forest cake with cherries and whipped cream on top ALT: a black forest cake with cherries and whipped cream on top

It's my Birthday on Sunday! 🎂

So...

Whose gonna buy themselves a whole birthday cake, eat it with their hands like a toddler, and then sit on the rest?

Whose gonna smear frosting all over their bloated, cake-stuffed diaper?

Whose gonna act like a spoiled toddler at a birthday party for me?

Well, dare I say, it was a brilliant post

So brilliant it crossed the ether into my dreams and manifested itself on my page

This pun is too powerful 😌

Yeahhhh I sure hope your pants don’t rip at the gym.

Splitting down the middle with a loud tear as your bloated diaper forces its way through the rip.

The bulge, the crinkle, and the pastel colored shell telling all the big boys watching just who and what you are…

That would be awful…

Camp WaddleBottom Orientation (Preview)

POV: It's your first day at the Summer Camp that Daddy sent you to, and they've wheeled in a TV.

They're playing the camp orientation video! But... Why's it make you feel so... funny?

(Commissioned by @theoreoprince.bsky.social )

justfor.fans/BroSitter

I think I’m way funnier than I actually am

Weaponized incompetence?

Girl, let’s try weaponized incontinence.

Pretend you don’t know it’s wrong to pee everywhere no matter where you are.

As has your waistband 😌

They’re so underrated imo

Beautifully presented, really fun gameplay, good story

Balance Druid here, though I tank with my alt Paladin a lot

Plus the art style of curse is so iconic, it really set up the rest of the series

And very under-appreciated.

Phantom Hourglass is a cozy Zelda game, and it definitely deserves more love

Nobody wants to talk about how great these games are!!!

They’re the games that taught me sarcasm lol

Thanks! I like to think so ☺️

An underrated classic. If only it would run on windows 11! 🥲

Figured I’d take a swing at this

Surprisingly harder than I thought!

I’m packing a thick, fat 8 incher.

What are you packing, cuck?
Pampers.

That’s what a pathetic little diaper cuck like you packs.

I wonder what will pinch more? Your cage, or the edges of your mouth when I push inside it.

So glad to see this again! It was so fun to work on :)

Me next!

Maybe you’re starting to understand yourself better…

I had @doggybabyjr.bsky.social waddle out to a bar in his soaking wet double diaper the other night…

And wouldn’t you know it - somehow his pants got unbuttoned…

And his zipper was somehow undone.

Then his pants very karmically accidentally fell all the way down on his way out to his car.

Oops.

Wowee bud this is a new look for you. I'm not used to seeing you in something so... non-waterproof

🥵huff. Diapers aren’t the only things getting rounder and heavier

Gooning faces are just way too hot.

They’re the evolution of the silly faces big bro, daddy, or your babysitter used to make for you to make you giggle when you were little.

But now they’re doing them to make you cum

Silly faces make you feel funny, kiddo. They make you wiggle and squirm.

😋😋😋