She's powering through with a hotspot and a dream lmao.

I don't know what it is about company wide presentations that I have to assist that always end up having tech problems.

This poor woman trying to give her presentation to a lot of people just dropped out of the call 'cause her whole building lost power lol.

It all tastes the same to me once you cook it Mexican style with a bunch of caldo de tomate.

What season was she on

He has actual thoughts on rice. My only thought about rice is that it goes into me mouth.

This I can get behind

Alec gets bougie about rice. It all tastes the same to me. He's out here trying to find free range rice that lives a joyful, fulfilling life before being violently bagged and shipped off to a white man who is willing to pay way too much for it.

I've been eating the poor man's rice, I guess.

Next year's trophy is coming home with us again babyyyyy

My trophy for winning.

I won this year's PowerPoint Presentation night! It was such a fun night. One of the presentations was JD Vance face being warped in stupid meme ways while Smash Mouth's All Star played. I died laughing. It was all so stupidly delightful.

I know very little about the plot other than it's like 3 different narrators buried in a pile of strange formatting. I'm excited to get started with it as soon as I have a moment to sit down and read.

I would like to see the Balenciaja designs.

I'm so glad Alec is the reasonable one in this relationship 'cause I was about to buy 8 bags of chips, but thanks to him we only got 5. 3 of which are his.

Excited to see what the big deal is!

Team, we got our hands on it.

Lol Catnnibal

Screenshot of a PowerPoint presentation called "Comic book characters that made me gay"

That's exactly what's happening. Everyone is making their PowerPoints on god knows what. Alec is also working on his:

Our friends are having a PowerPoint night. I'm currently making my presentation on the elegance of words and what we as a society should consider poetry. 15 slides to make the argument that Cardi B's "I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage" should exist in a hall of fame.

How big is this jar?

Wow, called out lmao. I spend a lot of time thinking about shit like this, apparently. I was just trying to get away from how expensive healthcare is today, but that previous post is so correct.

I might have to make this my Plan C.

This is only in case I make it to retirement age. I would prefer to not make it that far, thanks.

My retirement plan is to be a brain in a jar hooked up to a virtual reality where I get free healthcare.

Sleepy.

He's playing now lol

Lucas and I being goobers whilst sitting at a table

What are you doing here at this brand new table I just built!?

Happy birthday, New!

Foooood!

This isn't even an exaggeration. Most days he looks at that game more than he looks at me 🥲.