Sometimes not even then.

You can’t reform something that broken. Manson was put away for life for a reason.

Goddamnit, that’s the winner right there.

Ouch. I feel targeted.

You really couldn’t have written this shit in a dark comedy 20 years ago and NOT have had it called “absurdist”.

Ouch.
My back hurt reading that.

Keep up the good work!

What a drunken fucking loser.
Seriously, that’s some high school sophomore energy.

Can’t believe I’m here rooting for him to have another stroke.

The Undead Nazi, Stephen Miller?

So, another night of the Grim Reaper somehow not yoinking that shitter into the afterlife?

C’mon, man, we’re begging ya.

25th isn’t going to happen, it’s dependent on his own cabinet exclusively.

He’s sundowning and they’re just as loyal as Hitler’s lackeys in the bunker.

Caught her t-bagging her 8th straight kill in Battlefield 6 and making noobs cry.

JD Namechange thinks “love thy neighbor” means banging their patio set when they’re not home.

What. The actual. Fuck?
The degree to which that scumbag is fucked beyond redemption is astounding, even in this world.

But corruption pays so well.

You signed it, you own it.
If the shit happened when you were CEO and/or VP level or higher, you should be held personally accountable. That would end that shit real quick.

Or they can wait until Luigi’s spiritual successor enters the chat. I’d personally not want to be on that receiving end. 🤷‍♂️

Excellent.

You know, I detest golf as an activity.
However.
Given the opportunity to plant a tee between his teeth, I’d be more than willing to try my hand at it.

Goddamn, that’s beautiful.

My condolences to the ones that didn’t vote for him.
That said, the overwhelming majority of them DID vote for him, and now they get exactly what they voted for.
Collapsed markets.
Increased diesel costs.
Increased fertilizer costs.
Fewer foreign farmhands providing cheap labor.
Brilliant choice.

I’m not a gambling man, I wouldn’t bet so much as a dollar that he’ll be held accountable. Ever. He’ll die first.

The motherfuckers who’ve enabled him in Congress, however…

Yeah, that’s a dick move.
Break a bottle on a path, spend the next 5 minutes picking that shit up.

Still don’t get why anyone stayed there after Elmo bought that shit.

Always the people you most expect.

It’s got an awning.
To protect you from the rain.
On the moon.

In JD’s defense, Miller doesn’t like him, therefore his own boss doesn’t like him. Why do you think they keep sending him away?

One resigning, the other fighting tooth & nail.
Care to guess which is which?

Dunning Krugering … that’s perfect. I might have to borrow that sometime. 😆

Time for another lawsuit.