If you see this, post a picture of trees by water

A sleeping tuxedo cat

I got put in Twitter timeout again. But people calling me the N word is fine apparently.

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

Not anymore

my one brain cell fighting with itself

You should be able to bet on whether Elon Musk will eventually have a kid who loves him

3 capybaras asleep near a log

Capybaras doing what they do best. Sleep.

a frowning cat being held up in front of its own painted portrait

what you see is what you get

*stares directly at camera*

Sounds like another one might need the CEO special

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Lmao I'm not sure why I'm in timeout but it's hilarious

I'm digging blue sky so far

End wokeness on twitter: Got banned from BIuesky within the first 30 seconds for posting a biological fact

Great work mods!!

X Out A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

Info Wars getting scooped up by the onion is delicious 😂

I offer cat pics

Ireland 'will not wait' for EU to suspend Israel trade agreement Spain and Ireland have been demanding other states in the European Union suspend a trade agreement with Israel over its 'actions in Gaza and Lebanon'.

Love you, Ireland 🇮🇪

Ireland 'will not wait' for EU to suspend Israel trade agreement https://buff.ly/48dpodd

Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.

every time this happens the #1 question becomes "oh what did he do this time"

Whoever posited that Eve ate a pomegranate from The Tree of Knowledge has obviously never tried to peel a fucking pomegranate

You know it's bad when Bloomberg is reading you for filth.
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

A frog like thing wearing a bikini made of witch hats holding a broom and pumpkin candy bucket and wearing a witch hat Text says: slut for October

@mellafille.bsky.social welcome to hell

Giving out codes like

Post a bird to celebrate one million Bluesky users.

Bee butt

The best lead off hitter of all time stealing a base

The Man Of Steal

U could never say that kind of shit on Twitter. X or whatever tf it's called lol.