kangaroo sausage for lunch suck me

yeah okay whatever

also, text me!

why are we here love you btw

you’re missing out

bark for me

oh there are plenty more reasons too im being nice in public right now for your sake

funny thing is im not seeing a single super bowl commercial because of the broadcasting rights here LOL

this is why i ghosted you btw

will die for you griff

get on twitter grow up

get on twitter grow up

being sexy as fuck and crazy is so fun i love being hot and insane everybody eats

YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT K-9 BY SHOW ME THE BODY BUT YOU BETTER FUCKIN LEARN

I said what I said you freaks go back to Twitter

if you’re reading this kys

go Seahawks

@ellieemac.bsky.social skeet skeet

hi guys forgot I had this go hawks go sharks

adding to my random things (hi @wrongopinionman.bsky.social this is for you x) but fun fact about me is i won a collegiate national title while at State lmfao

I like spending time in the tenderloin tbh it takes a certain type of person and it really culls a lot of the worst of the worst of sf people from being around you thankfully too

in conversation with my lava lamp dealer this morning, will update soon :)

if you want to buy a lake union houseboat my friend is selling his, hmu

ivory horns and full-bodied mink stoles mixed in with soccer trophies and travel memorabilia explains a lot about my childhood

stress soup-making

forgot I had this til now but the mariners won

mariners won

lost our little guy, Opie, to sudden liver failure at 16 after a week of fighting it. he was the absolute sweetest little fella, my dad’s shadow everywhere he went, and my forever snuggle buddy 🖤