Ya boy has a new job in the pipeline 🥳

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And this mutt wishes you all good morning too. Idk what's so "good" about it but at least she's happy...

a happy thursday almost there ! ALT: a happy thursday almost there !

Since @ryumac.bsky.social 's Bsky isn't working (probably banned for salacious behaviour) he would like to wish all of his followers "Good Morning" and "Let's get through this, eh? Chaps?"

Fun walk today #ShihTzu

Today's adventure running through wild garlic in ha'penny woods #ShihTzu #Dog #Walk #Spring

Out with the mutt, she's scared of cows, apparently, to be fair they followed us along the path lol

And am I the only person who likes the smell of rapeseed?

What the fuck is going on?!
He's actually demented. Fucking demented. And yet STILL NOTHING HAPPENS.

Given the Paedophile in Chief's latest post. Just a friendly reminder that both Republican AND Democrats politicians are complicit in this. All of it. They do not see beyond protecting their own assets. The outside world is watching the U.S. in horror. I feel for the American people. #US

Anita Dobson in the Long Call....oh my god, what an actress!!!

Can politicians please stop rolling their sleeves up when meeting with the public, I know you want to look hard working, one of the people, but it just comes across as you know this is going to get your hands dirty and you don't want your sleeves marked.

So when are we making Siobhan Finneran a Dame?

Into your soul. #shihtzu

a woman is holding a large glass that says just one glass on it ALT: a woman is holding a large glass that says just one glass on it

Mhmm.

100% this. Three bottles, Ryan. THREE.

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I'd blame it on the weather man.

Ollie's becoming a big brother?!

So the Paedophile in Chief and his paedophile enablers are planning a false flag incident in #California.

No way would I blame #Iran if something happened in Cali. The current U.S. administration can't help but tell on themselves.

Ellie Brooks on the wireless?

The Hotels.com bell boy has to be one of the worst mascots ever created, the accompanying jingle and and campaign is dated and annoying. This is turning into an advert complaint account. I am justified.

This corporate art style gives me such a visceral reaction, makes me want to claw my eyes out. And I'm an android user, so it. Is. EVERYWHERE. It's like they're going for retro 60s without any of the charm or aesthetic.

This flu thing needs to bugger off now, sick of sneezing and sniffling 😤

Maybe it's time BBC put Strictly out to pasture. Not even April and the speculation has already starte.d The horse is dust.

Today's Bake: Apple and Plum crumble with leftover Madeira Cake mixed in with the crumb

What's with the sudden uptick in Investing and Trading adverts?!

Padam?

Very, you marketing department have ripped off Sheila's Wheels, Compare the Meerkat and destroyed a classic Girls Aloud song. Please get rid of the flamingo trio, it's not cute or funny.

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