A woman is sitting at a laptop with a man looking over her shoulder, saying "So here's where I'm at with the design right now. It's still rough but-" The man says "I'm just not seeing it. Hmm... I think we need to get some fresh eyes on this." The man's eyes roll into the back of his head and his glasses fall off as he says "fresh eyes" as if in a trance. His face begins to warp and distort, bulging growths emerging. "Fresh." Eyes begin to grow out of his skin. The man's head has erupted into a massive ball of eyes. "Oh yes. I can see now. I can see it all. I see distant planets. I see the shadows that dance at the edges of perception. Yes, I see now. You should try using Helvetica. It just looks so sharp."

Fresh Eyes

What

Where home

A djinn punched him so hard his wacky genie movie disappeared from the timeline

Very relatable

relevant @hausofdecline.bsky.social

Nice to have a li'l place where I don't feel like I'm being watched.

You best not attack my precious bystander apathy *scroll scroll*

Where can I get one of those helmets? The mind wizards been all over me.

Would you rather:
⦾ Live a finite existence and die in a purely physical universe
⦾ Live in a universe of mind where consciousness is eternal but all of your ancestors decide your afterlife

Saw a package outside addressed to a lab in another state so I figured it must be a bizarre misdelivery and brought it in. No, it was a roomie's test sample to be picked up obviously. Every day new evidence that I was created because the cosmos needed a cringe clown.

Freakin' animals

Thank you stranger, I shall strive to be less of a space-taker.

This con sounds amazing, what are ways for the timid to contribute?

That sucks, man. I'm just some far-away guy but I'm open for chats that go deeper than stickers.

I feel ya there

I guess I'd never be able to get through astronaut training anyway

I am true but do I really gotta be tethered to this orb forever

Being noticed is a very exotic feeling indeed. Maybe I will finally try the new expansion today even if I end up being an invisible ghost.

Forever eh

Wow what a mighty fine rat

got lost in the temple of justice today

Me too

oh no

I must know that's in the darkness

painting of a shihtzu dressed as a wizard hiding behind the trees where there is a tyrannosaurus rex in the background and there is a UHD that resembles a video game

Shih Tzu missed the potty pad, cast a time-travel spell, missed the spell, and now doesn’t know where he is.

A giant hot dog with the face of a human, and arms and legs, arms coming out of the bun as though the bun is a jacket, sits on the edge of a dock with a fishing rod in its hands and a smile on its face, saying "Now you may be wondering to yourself, if I'm a giant hot dog fishing, does that mean I live in a world where fish or hamburgers, or maybe something else, like human fish. No. I live in the same world that you do, the fish are just like the ones you see in your own life. I walk the earth as a wretched meat homunculus, shunned as an outsider and forced into a life of subsistence. Imagine burger fish though. Swimming around with pickles for fins- now wouldn't that be something?"

Gone Fishing