this is actually an objectively true take but it always makes people mad, so

alcohol sucks, smoke weed like a real modern adult

lmao jesus christ

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

i choose to remember him as bobby budnick

screencaps of truth social posts looking like the bottom third of a festival lineup where you're supposed to work out your age based on how many acts you don't recognize

(to the tune of sell out by reel big fish)

Radiohead - Videotape (Bonaroo 2006 Soundboard + Footage) YouTube video by cavemancolton

I’m one of those nerds who insists the original live version they were playing in 2006 is better than the studio version but that’s partially because I saw this in person

lol i only really posted about it in 2023 when we moved. the turtle came with the pond, we only have an indoor cat currently

we inherited a pond with this house and i am a terrible pond owner, don’t know shit about keeping it up and there’s too many leaves on the property and it sucks. but the turtle still soldiers on, no matter how shitty the winter. he’s a hardy bastard.

look who’s back to enjoy the warm weather

lol giant molars just hanging out like “hey when do we join the party”

the “i’m so pissed i’m driving into provo” guy

child dental x-rays

“she” is the best green day song ever and the scream is perfect

also “SOOOOOOO” on “in the end”

“protagonism is best left to teens and the insane” is one of those quotes that sounds like it should’ve come from some famous person or movie but it’s just a random person on twitter instead

it got a ton of play on our local alt rock station in the wake of Dumb and Dumber, but the original isn’t on Spotify (and I assume other streaming services; there’s only a 2021 re-recording) so I probably haven’t heard it in 30 years

if you don’t got mojo nixon then your store could use some fixin

DEAD EYE DICK holy shit when’s the last time you thought about New Age Girl

the Arrested Development reboot was ultimately very disappointing but we’ll always have this moment

driving my family crazy by spending the next four days repeatedly referring to The Masters as “The Bastards”

couldn’t pay me to go

yes absolutely

it’s definitely in my top 5

I am not Larry Braverman I repeat I am not Larry Braverman

the repeat gag with Jack knowing multiple Enya songs, 10/10

Baldwin may suck but good lord his work on that show was so good lol

Liz Goes HD | 30 Rock YouTube video by 30 Rock Official

“Smile! With your mouth!”
“….are you spinning a basketball?”

anytime I rewatch 30 Rock I always start with season 3 even though season 2 has some all-timers. but I just really love the stride it hits starting with the third season.

Jackie Jormp-Jomp is a top 5 episode of 30 Rock.