In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

Speaking of MAGA Mafia…😅

Well, people have died eating leftover spaghetti, so if you believe, it wouldn’t hurt to pray before you eat it.

JD Vance: That’s a nice fucking couch!

So Liverpool fan would rather have the City cheats win the league again instead of Arsenal? Why?!
For a laugh?

Inside a jubilant DC conference where ‘the climate deniers are in charge now’ Trump’s EPA chief Lee Zeldin’s presence shows how much influence climate deniers now have, experts say

tRump put science deniers in charge of our environment. Reckless. Dangerous.
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The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself.

The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself. n.pr/4eyN1Cj

Only the best people!

Does he not have a public library nearby?

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Virginia, tomorrow is how we fight back!

The maps decide who has power before a single vote is cast. Either politicians keep rigging the lines, or voters take it back. This is how we win. #VoteYesVirginia

Silly Billy? You really a journalist? 😂

Liverpool fan rooting for the City cheats to win the league once again over Arsenal is truly sad.

Hilarious, Sherlock! Spurs fan giving stick to first place team while in relegation battle is priceless.

Thinking Maths wasn’t your best subject in school?

At what point do we ask whether Spurs will be relegated? Right now?

Spurs fan crying about a non-call in a match that has nothing to do with them. Weakest headbutt claim ever. Ok, Dustin.

Laughable headbutt claim. It was more like a forehead rub. 😄 Man U fans rooting for City vs Arsenal. What is happening?! Sad.

Cheaty vs Arsenal. COYG!!!

Was not expecting that starting 11! COYG!

Pete Hegseth’s back at the Strait of Morebooze…

The worst bowl cut ever!

Trump setting up Vance for failure again. Meanwhile, WTF is lil’Marco doing?!

That would explain it! 😳

They will fuck with the elections any way they can. It’s going to be a shit show. Need to prepare and make sure everyone votes!

How is this legal?! What happened to privacy rights?

Paranoid freak-out, excessive drinking: Report describes erratic Kash Patel leading FBI YouTube video by MS NOW

An absolute *must watch* and re-post.

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

Iran wins again. So much winning! 😎