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Spent so long itching my scalp without realising now it’s bleeding

Why is every google image search filled with AI generated fake images these days it’s so depressing

Everything is so strange and weird nowadays

Unfortunately the vibes have become quite weird in the last few weeks

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Hi

We will be streaming 😌

Thing I don’t understand about everyone using AI nowadays is that it’s not been around long enough for a generation to have grown up with it as a crutch? Like, you still know how to google things!? You had to do it 5 years ago! Why are you asking grok to give you a retort for your twitter argument!

It’s giving Cher 💜🤭

So much tension in my upper back and shoulders you could pluck out one of the tendons and use it to string an English longbow to fire at the charging French cavalry at Agincourt 💀

The way I clocked who this was talking about immediately because I follow him and saw his story this morning 😭

I have never had an original experience 😭

One of my guilty pleasures is that when I wake up in the morning and stretch, I love to make noises and low like a buffalo at the watering hole

Nice clock 😏

Men have no right to be that hot

Bluesky fun as hell actually. Everyone on here is so nice :D

Okay 2026 gonna be my year 💀

SpongeBob nervous

Starting to develop unhealthy phobia of testicular torsion

Why does god give tummy issues to his most delicate twinks 😔

Happy new year bloomfies :D
May 2025 be less shit 🙏

Lowkey kinda just got electrocuted I think maybe but it’s fine

How do I make friends without leaving my house or talking to anyone 🧍‍♂️

Post notifications when 😩 I need to see immediately when my bloomfies skeet

Ty lol I hope not, probably just social media being a bad influence on my brain as always 💀

22 is objectively still young but I feel the oldest and most haggard I’ve ever felt and it’s only going to get worse from here 🫠

I have got to get a grip on my life it’s not funny anymore 💀

Merry Christmas bloomfies 🥰

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Spent the past few hours convincing myself I have lead poisoning

Coming to the unfortunate realisation that in order to no longer be miserable and alone, you have to actually leave your house or at least talk to people :(

So we move to LA. My father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant. My Uncle Junior works there who was a Jehovah's Witness, believe it or not. He went from Catholic to Jehovah. So basically, my grandmother, wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah, you know - meanwhile, we're from Harlem, my fa-