Prince Charles to mother, 1977 onwards.
Prince Charles to first wife, pretty much from the day he met her.

Soap opera episodes should do the same. These really are the days of our lives. Every. Damned. Episode

Early Chaplin would be steaming.

“How do you pronounce ‘seven’”
“Se7en”

Crosby beach 19/04/26

Crosby last night.

Wait until you go to Bodfari and also Langho…

Excellent work, the content we love to see

Genuinetty rumblychuckles in the toastybasketings

Also, from the Book of Superstar:

And Herod sang
“Prove to me that you’re no fool.
Walk across my swimming pool.”

From the Book of Roybatty -
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
- The Book of Roybatty

Surprised she had the sad face on the end. I thought that was part of her showreel

He looks nothing like Atticus Finch either

I always loved that about Marine. It’s like there is a football-sized space in the floor map of the area and so Football God dropped a pitch in. Wales has something similar, The Rock at Cefn and Belle Vue at Rhyl fit that plan, and Llanfair United is a triumph in logistics

The shoe tongue concerns me. Not that they ate it, they shouldn’t be there, but the resultant podiatry needs will put civilians medics in danger.

American ships also waste storage if they carry that many carrots. “Rations low? Have a carrot.”

The new alcopops.

The fact that underage drinkers couldn’t afford them and were drinking cheaper stuff like apple-free ciders, Mad Dog 20/20 and even sherry didn’t deter the fake concern over “fun” drinks.

Since footie is open to all genders until age 16, those kids are going to hate their parents for not allowing them to play, ever.

Send them down the cricket, watch their heads explode.

A spirochete bacterium whose shape is compared to that of a 46-seater tourer. With integrated toilet.

Elegant 👏👏👏👏👏

It’s terrifying - imagine the superhero origin stories that will be wrought by this. Added to which, Chernobyl’s exclusion zone is roughly a thousand square miles. Given the size of the sun, how big will this exclusion zone be? Eight-headed foxes and everything AAAAARGH

I’m assuming the UK sovereign base areas are being counted as the UK. They’re an overseas territory, not considered as the UK in the same way that Bermuda isn’t. If anything, Bermuda is more tied to the UK. The SBAs are a defensive relic, without civilian status.

Liverpool. Broad Liverpool. A little bit of me dies whenever an outsider has a go with the absolute exception of Troy Hawke, aka Milo McCabe, who clearly put his time in the city into sterling research.

Unwelcome alien forces masquerading as civilians are spies.

Intern them on sight.

I just had a full on hankering for a 70s-style almost-industrial strength galvanised mop bucket. On a small-squared tile floor, the perfume of pine disinfectant, oh my stars, I feel alive… the sound of the handle dropping, I can hear it now, that clean clink, so satisfying…

All your fridge meats returned to non-Jesus form at midnight. In other news, my toaster is shorting the electrics as of last night. If it’s not back to normal by Sunday, I won’t be happy, the book lied.

I’d hope the fact that she’d answer any questions laid at her door by saying “Did you fart?” would have had an influence, but that’s out of the rapist’s guidebook

“One season, a fantastic season, a wonderful season, possibly the best season in the history of seasons, the team went 86 and 0. No one ever matched that because you only play 24 games, but we were so amazing, everyone loved us, we were so wonderful they awarded us 62 more wins as a thank you.”

Same here, it’s the Jack in them that see the squeaker as a mortal insult

Where do I sign? They endanger everyone around them, and I can remember the impact of the Gleneagles agreement as well. Close them down.

Said this a while back - Profumo scrubbed toilets in the East End, Parkinson got an equivalent couple of weeks holiday and then sat on the bench before his recall. There’s a graph line that suggests that this is a standard extrapolation over time