Maybe sound is just a dent in the air? And you're just taking the vinyl dent and put it back in the air, where it belongs?

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

framing bears for crimes is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you know the first fucker to eat a BLT was like 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛

A screenshot of my abysmal stats in slay the spire 2

My current record is 1 win, 15 losses

Maybe.... the problem.... is me.... and my choices....

BlueSky, get your shit together or else your users are gonna have to actually look inwards and make some realizations that will be bad for your business model.

The last hour was an intense hail storm and also this happened!

No shit.

a person standing next to a tree with the words that does n't make much sense to me Alt: Treebeard trying to understand Hobbit logic

I believe this is how I would answer

So like the promise of "disruption" was that sclerotic legacy industries could be streamlined or otherwise improved using tech. But it turned out to just mean "make something that looks kinda the same, but crappier, cheaper, and overseas, and maybe also screw labor."

Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees Are AI agents employees or tools? A Microsoft exec suggested they're new paid "seats," a shift that could reshape SaaS pricing — and spark pushback.

*spits out water*

www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-ex...

you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that

A cartoon illustration of a man with a mustache looking at his chameleon in a terrarium who has the same face and mustache as him. Caption reads "The chameleon had gotten quite good."

It was true. #grickledoodle #chameleon #copy #camouflage #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Same!

Here's a thought: *before* you hit post on your reply...maybe see the 95 previous duplicate replies.

SALT WATER TAFFY SHOULD TASTE SALTY

Man I've been offline a while, a lot has been goin on!

We released Episode 5/7 of our game Scarlet Hollow this past February, and are back to work to finish the remaining two :]

We also launched a small-scale publisher and announced the first title, Prove You're Human by @sunsetvisitor.studio

The children are correct

a close up of a man with a beard and a mask on his face Alt: Klingons doing a ritual shunning

I earned myself one of these tonight

The problem (and tbf not unique to bsky, and perhaps pathological) is that developers and a small number of power users love configuring things, and the other 99.9% of users both hate and won't do that. And configuring feeds and post visibility or blocking the worst 2% of trolls is "configuring"

The Space Age aesthetic.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Conway's Game of Life - Wikipedia

No its just doing math.

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Has anyone ever been as cool as Chow Yun Fat in the John Woo blood operas?

Yesssss!

Yes! I'll never understand why people seem to prioritize look of a vehicle (the outside) vs comfort, space, visibility (the inside)

A 1980s Chrysler minivan with wood paneling

This fucks so hard

The minivan was a revolutionary design, elegantly solving a lot of real world problems

SUVs are the exact opposite of that

JURASSIC DEAD Official Trailer (2018) Zombie Dinosaur Movie HD YouTube video by Rapid Trailer

They actually made that movie and its terrible

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