I am finding it hard to wrap my fish in yesterday's discarded online news notifications.

MAGA prefers Quentin Tarantino to the Pope.

(I probably do as well, but I don't pretend otherwise.)

If life were Star Trek, Captain Kirk would trick Trump into 25th amendmenting himself.

Pic of Trump's post threatening to destroy Iranian civilization tonight.

Is this just another installment of Idiot with Dementia Theater or is something awful, like a nuclear attack, in the works?

I honestly don't think April Fool's fictions are funny in today's environment, where knowing what is true is harder and more important than ever.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

IT’S NO KINGS DAY!

Show up. Speak out. Share photos of your signs and rallies across the country.

Stay safe. Stand strong. March for our democracy.

Leaving shortly for the #NoKingsDay shindig.

If I can't make a deal with my cleaning lady, I'm going to bring in ICE to clean my bathroom.

Maybe they'll give him the Nobel War Prize.

The only loophole is an institutional unwillingness to tighten the loop.

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.

The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.

NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.

That which does not make you stronger, kills you.

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.

She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

This is the biggest night of the year for people who love brain injuries.

My name appears 6 times in the Goldstein files.

Penn Station is pretty crappy, so maybe we SHOULD name it after Trump.

Hitler couldn't get into art school.

Trump couldn't get the Nobel

January 6th Is Still Happening In Real Time I'm serious today because this is deadly serious

January 6th Is Still Happening In Real Time

I think we should let Trump run Venezuela INSTEAD of the United States.

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

#chanukah #latkes

My cat in front of the Chanukah menorah.

Kiwi is very religious, so I let him light the candles tonight. #chanukah

Dick Van Dyke: And That's the Way It Isn't Now, Cronkite, by all accounts, was a fine dancer and would no doubt have performed a credible "Put on a Happy Face." But could you imagine Dick tripping over the anchor desk while reporting the death...

This, by me, appeared in HuffPost 12 years ago. I sent a copy to Van Dyke & his wife but they didn't respond. Maybe they thought it snarky (I thought silly).

Carl Reiner responded, though. He thanked me. The Rob of another alternate universe

www.huffpost.com/entry/dick-v...

#dickvandyke

Trump wages war against tamales and Somalis. I wonder if he thinks they're the same thing.

I keep hearing news commentators criticizing Trump for lawlessly blowing up boats. But they're saying it wrong. He's blowing up PEOPLE.

They keep saying Trump shouldn't have Mohammed bin Salman in the Oval Office because he killed Khashoggi.

But wait a minute, hasn't Trump killed like 70 people lately in those fishing boats? MbS should be shunning HIM.