Ah, thanks Bernard! 🥳

Ah, nice! Love his book and course 🙌🏾

Thanks, Mike! I couldn’t make it this year, unfortunately 😢 Any useful takeaways?

Tonight 🥳

Poster for Sketchburn 5: a scratch night for sketch comedy films. Staged readings, rough cuts and finished sketches. December 4th, 7-8pm, at The Free Association in Southwark. The poster is a grid of text, headshots and film stills. The background is a very tranquil photo of some woods in the winter.

Sketchburn is back on December 4th at the all-new Free Association theatre in Southwark 🥳
www.sketchburn.com

When your husband’s been kidnapped but you hate phone calls ☎️

Featuring Sharlin Jahan and David Veniar!

Music: “Stay the Course” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/...

More sketches here: linktr.ee/SmashCutTo 🙌🏾

When your husband’s been kidnapped but you hate phone calls ☎️

Sorry I’m late! I would’ve got here earlier, but there were some young kids waiting at the pedestrian crossing and I felt morally obligated to set a good example by actually waiting for the green man

Thank you for sharing 🥳

Sketchburn • a scratch night for sketch comedy films A ragtag group of comedy writers, directors and performers present wips of their latest sketch creations.

I’ve also updated the website and feeling very proud of it, so you should visit it even if you don’t come to the show (but also please come to the show)
www.sketchburn.com

Poster for Sketchburn 4: a scratch night for sketch comedy films. Staged readings, rough cuts and finished sketches. 7-8pm, Sept 17th, at the Etcetera Theatre in Camden. The poster is a grid of text, headshots and film stills. The background is a very peaceful photo of some woods in the Autumn!

London friends! My scratch night for sketch comedy films is back next week on September 17th 🥳
www.etceteratheatrecamden.com/events/sketc...

POV: You really want to boast about being a spy 🕵🏾

Featuring David Veniar and Patrick Nevels!

Music: "Vortex" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/...

linktr.ee/SmashCutTo

POV: You really want to boast about being a spy 🕵🏾

Featuring Megan McCarthy and Amir Khoshsokhan! Catch up with previous sketches below 🙌🏾

linktr.ee/SmashCutTo

When you get a job writing AI summaries… 🤖

Thanks for the kind words, Mike!! 🥳

What if Kinder Surprises actually had surprises?? ✨

Feat. Jono Selvadurai, Bruce Tang and Lottie Field! And co-written with @filmboyslim.bsky.social 🙌🏾

What if your Kinder Surprises actually had surprises? | Comedy YouTube video by Smash Cut To:

A sketch I co-wrote with @harihkanth.com, with the perfect name for someone like me who rarely shares actual finished things.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWU...

Me about to join a WhatsApp group with more than ~25 people even though every other similar group I’ve joined has inevitably descended into chaos: I’m feeling good about this one

“i hate this bad article so much, i’m going to share it with all my followers” ok but you could share something good instead and let the bad article wither and die, clickless and alone

David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...

A screenshot from Google Translate. The English “sodium hydroxypropylsulfonate” is translated as “hydroxypropylsulfonate de sodium” in French

In case you were wondering

I always find it funny how shampoo bottles are like “ingredients / ingrédients” and “water / aqua / eau” but then give up by sodium hydroxypropylsulfonate

Poster for Sketchburn: a scratch night for sketch comedy films. Staged readings, rough cuts and finished sketches. 7-8pm, June 17th, at the Etcetera Theatre in Camden. The poster is a grid of text, headshots and film stills. The background is a very peaceful photo of a forest!

London friends! Sketchburn is back on Tuesday, 17th June, with more sketch goodness from this lot 🥳
www.etceteratheatrecamden.com/events/sketc...

A still from the original opening titles. Jess (Zooey Deschanel) is in the centre, framed by a large, oval picture frame hanging from the ceiling. Either side of her, Nick (Jake Johnson) and Winston (Lamorne Morris) are holding green cardboard cutouts of the words “New” and “Girl” respectively. Below her, Schmidt (Max Greenfield) is holding a smaller cutout of the word “Jess” in a ribbon-like shape.

A still from the later opening titles. It features generic photos of the cast, collaged together in a haphazard, visually unappealing way. The words “New Girl” — blue with a yellow outline — appear over the top at a 45° angle, in a style reminiscent of word art from the 90s and early 2000s.

Watching New Girl all the way through for the first time, and this is possibly the most tragic thing that’s ever happened in a sitcom

It’s been a hectic couple of months, but I’ve finally got a free Saturday night to treat myself (reply to all those messages that have been piling up for weeks)

Just got a new debit card, which means it’s time to write a signature I barely use on a surface that is hostile to all pens for an authentication method that is basically redundant (but still stress out about it)