I am reading the first Witcher novel, Last Wish (actually it's a short story collection it seems?), and after only 80 pages I have already had my fill of gibberish, consonant-heavy names that I can't quite tell apart.

This is why I tend to avoid fantasy. Nary a Bill or Susan to be found.

When your loyalty is blind you miss a lot of things.

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Holy crap! Spectacular new episode! Well done! A rare triple exclamation point.

WEAPONS trailer is so good I bet blu-ray sales of Barbarian are about to skyrocket!

Oh.

Nope! Actual friends! I can’t believe it either!

I had a chance to see two of my oldest, dearest friends this weekend and I think I restored part of my soul.

Word.

Yup.

The depressing view of death reminds me — The Monkey is out on VOD. Watch the movie that says everyone dies, and that’s life.

A buddy who works for an undisclosed tech company told me how they found someone dead on the job. Came in on the weekend to do some work and keeled over. That’s gotta be one of the saddest, most horrifying things I’ve heard.

Blow shit up. Blink. Walk it back. Take credit when the market breathes a sigh of relief. “Masterful gambit.”

I heard someone say it’s Rocky Horror for Gen Z.

Find someone who loves you the way Tom Cruise loves making movies. Geez. Love his enthusiasm.

I need to revisit the more recent Wes Anderson movies. I still have yet to finish his Netflix Dahl adaptations.

Thank god the new Wes Anderson and Mission: Impossible trailers dropped.

I'm sorry the collapse of society is making me less fun?

Kathryn Hahn is a national treasure.

If you’re ordering delivery in this bs, the tip is 100% of the bill.

Anyone else feeling intensely sad and hopeless? Just me?

Good for you! I’m scheduled for my first session in a looooooong time next week. Way overdue.

Yeah. I had the same issue. Had to turn off all warnings except tornado warnings.

Saaaaaaaame.

Yeah. Everybody is on edge. I just wanna watch the new episode of THE STUDIO. Thank you for willing the official release of QUEER into existence, king.

This is gonna be a long night, innit?

9.99 for the year. I pulled the trigger on it today.

Thank you Mr. Booker.

I could take the torch for the John’s era!