Our apartment is sooo cuteeee I’m setting up the bookshelves now

SPARE ME

WHAT WAS THAT

tweet by InternetHippo: my IQ is nearly perfect (99) but please keep telling me how smart you are <laugh emoji>

I don’t think I’ve posted Bunny or the art I’ve made of him on here so

I spent 4 hours on this. It’s my stuffed bunny

Saw someone at work the other day with the name Banjo

People who eat underripe bananas as a snack scare the fuck out of me

I need a beach episode. Fuck my stupid baka life

I post mainly on tumblr so you guys don’t see the worst of my posts but I love making Bad Posts

No one has wanted to go home more than me today

I’m QCing at work again (but not training because I do not have the patience for new people) and it feels good to teach people that want to learn

Hiding my vape in my binder and sneaking it on the floor at work

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

I think so too

This is very sweet and made me feel better thank you

It kind of sucks when life feels like I’m on drugs and I’m so happy and fulfilled when I wake up and come home and then one day for absolutely no reason I come off those drugs and I’m back to my bipolar depression where everything sucks and I feel like this is reality forever now

Pitchers and catchers! Now that’s classy!

Football sucks if I wanted to watch a bunch of burly guys rub up against each other I’d watch gay porn. Baseball is a sacred art and further, americas favorite pastime.

Specifically white people in Scottsdale unfortunately

Rob also took tomorrow off so we have a three day weekend together for Valentine’s Day and I’m just so excited. Big things to look forward to today

PLEASE GOD LET ME WATCH KERSHAW PITCH IN PERSON ONE MORE TIME. AT LEAST ONE MORE HOLY FUCK

THE SUNSHINE,,, THE BREEZE…. THE CHEERING AND THE SILENCE BEFORE THE PITCH…. GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING LOVE BASEBALL!!! I LOVE THE DODGERS!!!! WE LOVE LA!!!!!!!!!

ITS ALMOST SPRING TRAINING FOR THE DODGERS AND LUCKY ME THEY PLAY AN HOUR OR TWO AWAY FROM ME IM GOING TO SOB

They put Chris brown on the black history month board at work and this older guy was PISSED

apparently you can just walk into government buildings and no one will stop you. where do they keep the hurricane machine

Rob was chasing me as a joke back at our old place and I ate shit lmao. He felt so bad

Everyone at work (phoenix) talks about how much they hate the cold and miss the summer and it’s like oh I live amongst a bunch of masochists and insane people