happy holidays!

i always have some spare parts lying around and i heard you needed a replacement. hope this helps!

the authorities would never believe you

merry christmas. i got you a gift because i am just THAT generous. its an eyeball bindingofisaacrebirth.wiki.gg/wiki/Cain%27...

i will NOT be available for your sacrifice room plays i am playing silksong

#yaoi

sorry about my last post ummm eermm i lied 😁

#tumblr #whatsapp

whatsapp x tumblr collab CONFIRMED for Q4 2025

you WISH you were dating whatsapp banhammer

no, this cannot be forgiven! empty the compartments of your pantaloons!

hey man. thats my great great great great great grandnephew youre talking about... id watch your tone if i were you... 😬

good news everyone. im officially in a polycule with whatsapp dr mario and whatsapp the jester

nevermind im broke as fuuuuck

im finally retiring from my angelic duties. dont ask me how

you know who you are!

happy pride month everyone. if you have received a clown cat gif you are the gayest of gay

hey guys i went on vacation to the dark room what did i miss

uriel and gabriel are LOOOSERRRS

had the most unusual valentines day yesterday. yes, even i can get bitches

satan has been blowing up my phone what does he WANT

sorry i was gone for a week i broke my arm and wing but i am back now

i have not asked anyone to visit me at the cathedral in recent times if they claim to be me they are LYING and probably trying to get your credit card information or something

sushi of course! wuh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi

you. me. gas station. what are we getting for dinner?

it happened again id love an explanation

asked that demon kid a very important philosophical question and he blocked me. theres NOTHING WRONG with asking for your thoughts on if the world was made of pudding

NEVER STOP GAMBLING YOULL GET THAT DOLLAR BILL

just got called "closeted" does anyone know what this means