My house dog outfit to do chores today

(Not pictured: cage and plug)

Happy Sunday to all the queer people in my phone!

Lady Gaga and doechii put drugs in their song

I CAN TURN A DANCEFLOOR INTO A R U N W A Y

Poppin like a pill, call it edamame

Agua de Jamaica is an S+ tier beverage

Woof 😍

Drawing of a puppy next to a sunflower that represents autism awareness with the caption; "Autistic people are people too"

Autism World Awareness Day 🧵 1/3

Spending the day as a locked (and occasionally plugged) house dog while alpha is at internship/class to really lean in to just feeling like a big customizable genderless dog (they/it)

Yay productivity!

I FUCKING FOUND HER!!!!!

The whole trio, Clair, Obscur, and Clair Obscur

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

“We’ve been running around for a week now… can someone tell us who the fuck Clair Obscur is?”

Congrats!!! That’s amazing ^_^

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Happy birthday to the love of my life!!!! No blizzard will stop me from making you feel special 🩶💚💙🧡🤎💖❤️‍🔥

A j with some tobacco in it… although I once got bamboozled by someone else who’s definition was basically “a cigarette with 2 flakes of flower”

*me and @bigalphadad.bsky.social deciding who will do an errand*

Them: *rolls a nat 20*
Me: easy, I’ll just hit that too…

Me: watch this be the smoothest nat 1 you’ve ever seen

Me: *rolls, gets a nat 1”

I speak things into existence… just not in the ways I hope 🤣

I could just loop his highlights until I leave the planet and I’d be happy. Great player, fun to watch, and always had the best energy

Guess who has two thumbs and tendonitis in their ankle/foot?

MEEEEEE

now I get to brave the nyc subway system with a boot for 2 weeks

They don’t belong in any community

Gym in AM —> errands in the cold to help set up for the week while @bigalphadad.bsky.social crushes their winter class

Productive dog hours 😎

Day 1 of going to the gym for muscle work (instead of just cardio) and shoulder workouts are no joke!!

My arms feel like overcooked spaghetti

Mood!!

I mean it

When ally beardsley looks at the camera and says “you’re high as fuck, that blew your mind”

And you are… and it did 🤯

Same

Tried to be a little meaningful, Ember is both the start or end of a flame, and at the time I felt I was going through a transitional life period, so it stuck

Getting fucked while caged is now a thing I can say I’ve done thanks to @bigalphadad.bsky.social

Then they made me cum after me being caged and them teasing me since before Christmas

What are 4 albums you like to lock in and listen to, front to back?

Here are mine: