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Posts by mert

Nice!!

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You saying commies know how to throw dice?

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I stand firmly in support of bedtime and its cousins lunchtime, sometime, and millertime.

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money laundering is easy

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After using copilot at work to handle mundane tasks for about a year now, it think its news aggregator is finally starting to understand me.

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I will piss on inanimate objects in the shadows.

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This place is so full of quixotic doofuses that it hurts my eyes.

So many dorks fighting windmills, trans knitting circles, and lost children begging for cash for feline kidney transplants.

In the end, I’d still rather mix in with you weirdos.

At least here, most of us know we’re stupid.

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At least they aren’t Schrempfs

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Fool me once, shame on…you? fool me twice…sh…we can’t get fooled again

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forever and for always

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All numbers are equal in god’s eyes.

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Everything goin in that place is bootleg af

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seriously…didn’t realize they made 45 second VHS tapes

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Put a lil tape over the tab and record like a half an ep of alf on that tape.

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work on ur cross over lil guy

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sent an asl…getting back into the groove

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I say it with an ironic accent…

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breaker breaker

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No MSG though…so i had that going for me

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I cracked a can a week ago and made the mistake of reading the nutrition info on side and got afriad of having a heart attack so I threw away half the can

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The fuk is that star trek ass lookin pork loin?

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So many micro-gags (is that a thing)

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Well written and accurate. After watching last night I’ve still been laughing at a few of the bits today. You should be proud dude. Going to give a rewatch in a couple weeks for sure.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Just finished the whole series and it was terrific. So many episodes where I had to stop the ep and rewatch scenes over again. Congrats man. It’s really well done, all around.

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It’s never too late. Marks are everywhere, as far as the eye can see.

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Chevy letting the world know that they are the of america!

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But what if you only have blood in your heart?

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not sure about you guys, but my pussy is soaked

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Phone NID aint grounded…tsk tsk tsk

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