ever since they lost ,things have not been looking good for arizona's chances in the championship

2 years ago to this date i found out i was pregnant. do you know how hard it is to tell your husband that kind of news on this day

With the way the world is going is there a day that we are NOT the “April fool”? Thanks

You might call it pregaming but I’m not going to stop calling it “getting my booster shots”

Gambling Made Simple!

i swear to god next year i am doing my march madness bracket after the whole thing is over

i've been here for 4 hours

at my very healthy parents house enjoying the beautiful time between the baby going to bed and me going to bed where my mom tells me her end of life wishes

my husband and i are trying for number 2 (we're both constipated)

this would work for me if i was european i think

if the wet bandits are there for like the bulk of the movie then kevin isn't really "home alone". so i actually think my class action lawsuit isfounded

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY, FLORIDA 🤦‍♀️

do any of these basketball teams know what's on the line for me. i have a bracket that could make me look like an idiot at work!!!!! please play accordingly

why can't anyone lose weight the normal way, by going to the maternity ward and getting a 7 lb baby extracted from you. it's the easiest way to lose 7 lbs

alright night 2 of the oscars let's go

Tonight is sort of the “Oscars” of Hollywood

Thinking about making it an issue that Oscar is a boy name and they should be called the Susans sometimes

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best make-up award should go to my HUSBAND after a FIGHT!

what about an award for best supportive actor. a guy that's always saying good job to everyone else, he should win something

this is a great point and i am ashamed of myself. ok let's add wrong envelope

there should be an "all stars" oscars where they say adele dazeem and then will smith slaps chris rock. maybe someone tears a picture of the pope, who knows. just an idea, no problem if not

Seems to be bad news on the horizon for my opera called “Let’s Put On A Ballet”

what if will smith slaps chris rock at the oscars again this year and it's technically part of the winter olympics now

i just found the hour you guys lost last night. and i'll reveal its location for a small nominal fee

encouraging to see that the US is exporting its finest good to iran (shooting up a school)

couldnt agree more

and to think, i'm still writing Slovakia on all my Czechs

On it

Cullen is one of the funniest people I have ever met and he should get one million shows