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New 18 yr old at work keeps calling customers "big dawg"

now I walk through the shadow of the valley of death or whatever

why not Beautiful Christmas Sweaters?

Are we really supposed that the guy from Coldplay used to rule the world?

🍻Luton completely clear of relegation ?

In New York I really rock 🎵

need to go back to school to get smart again so I can return to coasting on natural ability

snark is the spice of life

kindness is merely weakness leaving the body

paying with cash rocks because no one knows how to count change anymore and they always give you too much back

that's where I took the photo

its cool that they're releasing movies that don't exist

number 1 tip I give to people to optimize their life: stop wasting your time on fucking Rube Goldberg machines.

for everyone asking where I got my em dash, here it is -> —

you're all going to hell for not laughing — at any of my jokes

if the wright brothers invented planes then why are the museums named after Aaron Space

dropped out of school to peruse my dreams

"yeah man that's crazy, that actually also happened to a buddy of mine... what's that? ... oh he's a guy I read about on the Internet."

they never got around to this I guess

take my data - please!

im a total class reductionist. I want to reduce classism.

"Friday I'm in love"
- the Curb

i guess I I'll have to block you all on here now

are they all named Justin?

you honk, you drink

sometimes I give myself the heebie jeebies

my million dollar idea is that everyone who's ever been to Cabo dies within the week

oh so this is exactly like twitter