dude probably just realised he's stuck being Kash Patel for the rest of his life, the least we can do is let him get drunk at work

some weird theme park type room in the myer centre, queen street mall brisbane
looks like something out of black mirror tbh

me running around in skyrim for hours collecting butterflies for potion ingredients

like product placement but with people, surprised more of them don't do it
I wonder how rich you'd have to be for other shows, could someone write a check to go sit quietly at the desk next to Stephen Colbert for a night? Or at the CNN news desk?

someone left a single pill on the bedside table in this hotel room

and just for a split second I think, "hey, maybe I'm Hunter S Thompson, and this is the start of some amazing wild story"

but it's probably an antibiotic, no one forgets where they left the cool drugs

created a new folder for the emails that refuse to unsubscribe me, called "unflushables"

Someone want to explain to all these idiot late life converts that, "hey mr Pope guy, stay in your lane", is the opposite of how catholicism is structured

want to tell the dude next door that if you've resorted to screaming, you've lost the argument.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
Teach a man to fish and you lose a big source of ongoing passive income
Rent a man a fish.....

in order to.prove you're human, we need you to enter the words and numbers in this image.
no we can't make it legible stop asking

getting gaslit by AI generated football highlights of games from 30 years ago

I have watched some of these games many times over the years, and I have the videos, - they're making goals that never happened.

this is going to fuck with peoples brains

I started crying and screaming hysterically, so the people who run the escape room place came running, and opened the door.
Took about 17 seconds, I thought these places were supposed to be challenging.

Fallout 3 - teddy bears,
Fallout 4 - 8 balls,
Witcher 3 - dolls and bouquets,
Skyrim - sweet rolls
KCD - dice
BG3 - heavy stones

game: "you are a mighty warrior, here is a sword, go forth and destroy your enemies"

me: "...and you can pick up the teapots, cool, I can have a teapot collection"

Ah, the traditional profanity laden, war crime threatening, hysterical Presidential Easter message

President Poker Face there, screaming, "for gods sake fold, I have no good cards"

going to start a new career as a discord spammer

thank goodness daylight savings is ending, I really think it's dangerous for scientists to be mucking about with time like that

I've been playing a lot of Kerbal Space Program recently, and based on that, I can tell Artemis II was very well designed, as it didn't fly off to the side, or explode, or fly off to the side then explode.

was a time when the vice president ranting insanely about aliens and demons would've been a massive potentially career ending controversy, but trump will say crazier shit than that while delivering a eulogy, so the batshit bar is set pretty high these days

Do you think they kept Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' banner?

Dentist fitted a temporary crown, which dislodged, then I swallowed it.
when I went to get it replaced, the receptionist asked if I had it with me.
I said "yes... technically.... but I don't think you're going to want it when I'm finished with it"

itsBoldx - Twitch Master of Orion

live on Twitch playing Master of Orion (1993)
twitch.tv/itsboldx

itsBoldx - Twitch Gotta get me a trade - Electrician Simulator

Gotta get me a trade - live on Twitch playing Electrician Simulator
twitch.tv/itsboldx

everyone of a certain age finding out the main character in Crimson Desert is named "Kliff"

Live on Twitch Crimson Deserting
twitch.tv\itsboldx

the man spent decades criticising the US getting into stupid wars in the middle east, and then started the stupidest. truly outstanding.

Leonardo Dicaprio's moustache looks like he found it on the ground and slapped it on his face to make someone laugh