Jean le Carré

As a tottenham supporter I'm refusing to engage in this sort of thing because it's just too depressing to even think about. (Option 3)

Omg yes I just heard that. The whole sequence was pretty obscene.

I'm sorry, there is NO excuse for this.

Ross County 2-4 Livingston (3-5 agg.) - Scottish Premiership play-off final: Livi complete comeback to gain promotion to top-flight Report and free match highlights from the Scottish Premiership play-off final second leg as Livingston came from two goals down to beat Ross County 4-2 in the second leg and earn promotion to the Scot...

I bet it's not as good as Ross County vs Livingston in last year's Scottish playoff final second leg...

www.skysports.com/football/new....

I'm sorry but Joe Wilkinson's lecture about the Royal National Lifeboat Institution in series 1 is possibly the funniest thing i I've EVER seen.

Brobbery

Or, indeed, Johnny English for PM.

I think sending people to the moon is quite woke.

If I were in The Orb, I would definitely sample the continuity announcement.

Gross

When I sit inside WHL surrounded by tens of thousands of blokes, I look around and wonder how many of them act abhorrently towards the women in their lives, like in those MG videos. And then I think about the tacit endorsement that will come from our dugout.

I want nothing to do with it.

BASIC TALKS:
Spurs: Yeah?
DZ: No.
Spurs: Really? (££)
DZ: OK

ADVANCED TALKS:
DZ: Hold on, *where* are you in the table?

Roberto de Zerbi: Tottenham want Italian as next permanent head coach Tottenham Hotspur want to convince Roberto de Zerbi to become their new permanent head coach, after the departure of interim boss Igor Tudor.

I'm really not interested in this club any more.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

No.

The BBC website has got it just about right. ##COYS #THFC

Did it include Slint and Mogwai?

This changes everything!

Lol

BBC Wales commissions some properly brilliant podcasts.

All these things will happen. 💪

Almost switched on after reading this. Glad I didn't...

Farage has a fine, glossy head of hair.

Leave Charlotte alone. X

I'm still not clear what the question was that the journalist wanted him to answer.

You won't see anything funnier than this all week.

That's what van der ven got sent off for.

I'm quite confused about what this party actually stands for.

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵

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